Oh my god I'm so facking scared right now m8, Allow me to explain my situation right now, despite being dead or some shit. So I was going through my daily routine of masturbating to Barney the dinosaur and burying playboy magazines in the local daycare's sandpit, especially difficult due to the fact I wasn't allowed within 100 yards of a school, but that another story Just as I finished slaughtering the last homeless person of the day, I got a text from my good friend, Kyle. Or as I call him, "faggot" he said something about being possessed by some gay doll and I think his head exploded or something. I don't know for sure, I didn't investigate, I couldn't be fucked. Anyway back to the plot; I went down to my local rite aid to get my herpes medication, and then immediately sold half of it to some 12 year old, I went down to a back alleyway to chill with my boi, Chin Chin. Afterwards I got back to my pimp house. Sonic, JFK, Kefka and Ball sag Magee were waiting for me, I screamed, "the Jews!" they and drive by shot me two deth as I slowly die on the pavement I see that gay doll. My final words were: "Pussy is my life"
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HumorYeah this is another short trollpasta, this does not mean I will be only doing trollpastas
