Hi. This seems awfully awkward since this isn't an actual blogging site, but I decided to do it.
Have you ever wondered what it's like to live a boring person's life? Well here you have it, a terribly written blog which I assume that you won't read...
If you don't understand the title, then just leave.
Don't you ever just wake up one day and die inside because of hay fever? It just pops up like "I've come to ruin your summer/spring". Like, what did I ever do to nature? (it's not like I enjoy nature anyways.) Hay Fever just makes me look like a druggie because my eyes go bloodshot. I'm terrified one day a mother will be like ''Children, this is why you don't take drugs'' and then they stare at me like an animal at a zoo.
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Monkey = Me
Child = Mother
(Just in case you were confused)
I bet you're thinking "wow she's rude". I can be deadly sometimes. Like one of those silent farts that make you pass out because of the smell.
Yes.
That deadly.
But I'm normally all sweet and adorable. Like a fish. Right now, my hay fever is currently killing me so if I live tomorrow it will be a miracle. I officially look like a druggie now.
Kill me.
NOW.
Change of subject.
Food.
Yes food is a good subject.
So, I like food, specifically cake. In all honesty, I think "vegetable" (ew) is not classified as food. So when my parents say "you should eat healthy food" I'm like "In this universe there is no such thing as 'healthy' food, so please elaborate your answer."
Now thinking about it, my parents hate me.
Sherlock.
So Sherlock is basically my baby, I wait for it to grow. (basically, what I'm saying here is that I want more episodes, if you are extremely confused because of my choice of words) The only thing I don't do is I don't bathe it, dress it (if only I could dress the real Sherlock) and feed it.
My friends (let's say Anderson, Mycroft and John) say I'm dirty minded, and I get very offended with those words.
"Yo, Emma you're dirty minded"
"GOODBYE JOHN"
They are so not my division. I just have a very interesting brain.
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