O: Billy walks into a candy shop.
R: He sees his favorite candy which is..
O: Dickbutt covered in cum flavored cum.
R: He runs up with excitement, grabbing the candy and placing it on his wet tongue.
O: "Yo homie you is got to pay for that bitch"
R: Says the fat man at the counter.
O: "No!"Billy as throws a spoon from his pocket. "MY DICK BUTT LILOPO CUNT!"
R: The man gets angry as the spoon gets engulfed into his stomach. "YOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT!"
O: Billy deep throats the dickbutt as he flips off the fat guy."suck it cunt face"
R: The fatty mc. Fattyson tried to jump over the counter, but it breaks beneath him and makes him smash into the ground which had slobber from all the little children on the floor.
O:Billy walks up to Mc.Fatty then pulls down his pants then takes a shit on Mc.Fatty's hair, pulls up his pants then leaves. Comes back and takes all the dickbutt lilopos then leaves."fat cunt fatty"
R: The fatty cries, "how'd he know my name?" he rubs the shit all over his head and into his mouth while he cries, leaving slober on the floor to add to the kids slobber.
O:"Cuz yo a fat fuck" A cop says as he eats a donut as he watched the whole time.
R: The cop was sitting in the back of the room watching the whole time. "You're so fucking fat. Dear god son." He steps onto the fat mans face and left a foot print of shit, putting the half eaten doughnut into the fat mans mouth.
O: "there...eat a shit donut."The cop pulls down his pants and takes a shit on the donut then just leaves his pants at his knees."fuckin losers HAHAHHAAHHAHAHA"
R: He tries to run out of the shop, but slips on the slobber and shit left behind from the little childrens mouths and asses. His dick flops around as he falls and crashes into the ground as well, ripping it from his body. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
O:A fat fat woman wobbles in."Hey"she says in a deep voice."why you is on the floor bae?"
R: The fat man throws the shit from his mouth at the mistress. "I just slept with a mother fucking bitch who is all up in my business. I don't even know your name." He tries to stand, but his fat weighs him down.
O: She helps him stand."it okay bae....daddy is here now"
R: "Shit." He suddenly realizes he slept with a man while he was on a sugar high last night.
O:"what's wrong baby girl?"He kisses the fat fucks face."daddy is here do you worry yo tight ass"
R: "Im a fucking man, I may have man boobs but that's okay." He flips off the fatter man and gets up, only feeling a dick get shoved up his ass. It was the cops dick. The fatter guy picked it up and used it as a dildo. "UUGH! I knew your ass was tight!!!" Says the fat man wearing a sweaty dress.
O:"Get back my dick bro"The cops cries.
R: The fatter man gets serious and slams the door, closing the blinds. "No. You're staying here FOREVER to fuck us whenever we please. I'll sow back on your large dick baby." He gets close to the cops ear, licking it.
O:"WAHHHH MOMMY!!!"the cop cries out.
R: The handsome cop cries once more, "I'm too hot to go through thi-" He is silenced when the fat mans 40 inch cock gets shoved down his throat and out his rectum, piercing the fat man w
Ith shit on his face in the ass as well and going through him.
O:(Long as shit pause I stare at her...we have class together.....fuck sake @panic-at-the-beebo ....why) "you is not fuckin me no more bitch"Says the fat man.
R: The fat man grabs his dick and bit it off as blood squirted on the floor.
O:(worse part...this was my idea....fuck) the fatter man screams and cries."MY AWESOME DICK NOOOOO MY POWERS!!!"
R: The whole world explodes.
Fin.
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