Fedora boy was born on a dark cloudy night in December of 1989 He was parachuted to ground in a cradle. Unlike most children Fedora Boys parents weren't human. His mother was a mermaid and his father was a vampire. Together they made him but 9 months later his mother did not give birth to a baby but an egg. They were not sure what to do so they called for their alien brothers. To complete his birth a male alien must furtalize the egg therefore fodora boy had 3 parents.
A week later fadora boy hatched from his egg and looked like a regular infant. The parents then all decided to send him to earth where he belongs. So they put him in his cradle paratushuted him to earth but not before him mother gave him a magical sea comb shank. His vampire father gave him a green jacket to protect him from the sun so he doesn't get burnt. Finally his alien gave him a high tech fadora that has many powers. They lay the stuff on his crib and cover him with a blanket and sent him off to the unknown world.
