Unexpected Outcomes

Don't be ludicrous

"You're a sharp one Mary, that's for sure eh!" Jacob hummed before he leant forward and grasped his tankard within his fingers "cheers for the ale by the way love" he said as he lifted it slightly in thanks

Mary smiled sweetly at Jacob "you're absolutely welcome Mr Frye, anytime ...... " she mewed softly. "Ere',  you do know she's got awful smelly feet don't ya?" She smiled mischievously

You gasped quite playfully before glancing down at Jacob who was already laughing "I do not.... Don't listen to her!" You giggled

Jacob hummed happily, his innocent smile widened as he stifled a slight giggle, he gazed playfully up at you "feet? Really?" He asked as his smouldering brow lifted

"She has Mr Frye, awful they are...... And snoring!!! Blimey! You've probably not heard her snoring properly yet..... She's like a pregnant sow when it suckles she is!"

"MARY!" You hissed loudly chastising her.

"Snoring too hm?" Jacob giggled with a playful nod "well..... She's not slept that much when we've been together... If you get my meaning Mary.... But snoring I can probably live with" he grinned playfully as he glanced up to see how scandalised you were becoming by Mary's innocent game.

"See Mr Frye....she might be all that to look at now.... But once her looks fall and she gives up on herself......you're going to be left with nothing more than feet and snoring!...... Don't say I didn't try to warn you!" Mary giggled, her brow lifting as she explained

"Mary!...... I am here you know!"

She hummed a giggle before her stance softened slightly and she turned to you "are you coming back to the stronghold tonight or stopping over on the train?" She asked

"After all of that Mary, I doubt I'll be coming back to the stronghold at all!........ever!!" You gasped happily

"She's coming back to the train with me Mary" Jacob interjected as his hold around your waist tightened slightly

You glanced down at Jacob and smiled "oh I am am I?" You laughed teasingly

"Yes you are!" Jacob hummed as his face lifted slightly, you moved your lips dangerously close to his with an expectant smile

"Oh god...... Here we go again!.....Put her down for gods sake!!" She sighed happily.

With a slight peck to Jacob's warm lips you lifted back up, a contented smile beginning to tug at your lips  "It's just so I know to lock up, that's all .... Ere' You make sure you keep her safe Mr Frye" she winked happily before she placed a slight peck against your cheek.

"Stay safe Mary" you beamed happily "love you too"

Mary straightened grabbing her pint loosely within her fingers from the table before you "Right then.... I'll go and enjoy my Goose ale over there... On my own.......alone"she jested mischievously before leaning in towards Jacob "Feet and snoring Mr Frye.... Remember those words.... I'll be over there, when you change your mind"  she cast you both a playful glance before stepping slowly across the packed pub

Jacob laughed freely at Mary's farewell, as you watched her side step and disappear through the crowd

"Well!.....she just never gives up does she!" You scoffed shaking your head as your eyes followed her as she disappeared.

Without word, Jacob's hands playfully fumbled at the shirt you were wearing pulling it from your waistband before his fingers found your bare, heated flesh underneath. With a devilish chuckle his touch found your sensitive flesh making you squirm and wriggle happily whilst shrieking at the top of your voice.