Again, "Another Headstone Missing" is seen headlining the local newspaper. This is the third time in just the past month. What the hell could someone be doing with all these headstones? Another good question is why the fuck is someone stealing headstones? This is the same old shit that I've seen and I'm getting sick of it. Someone needs to knock it off already. I'm gonna find out who's doing this. My name is Laken and I can't get over how stupid some people can be. So to start off I guess I'm going to the cemetery. I don't even know what time it is anymore. I'm running on four cups of coffee after reading over what seems like a million different views on who the hell is stealing headstones from a cemetery in a tiny farming town in the middle of Nowhere, Colorado. I think it might be somewhere around 2 A.M., but who the fuck gives a crap anymore. I know I don't. So I guess I'm off on an adventure now. But first, just one more cup of coffee..
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Worst Grave Robber Ever
RandomThe same headline "Another Headstone Stolen" shows up for the third time this month. This is starting to get to be old news. Laken is tired of this bullshit and he is gonna find out who's stealing from the cemetery.
