Random Snippets Of Writing That Could Be A Book!

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*TIME SKIP*

I was ready. I waited as they began their intro. Then Jordan said "and ImmortalKyodi!" I started my intro.

"Hello hoomans, dogs, aliens, trees, and any being alike! It's Foxy_Skipper again, and I'm back with the good old Who's Your Daddy! And we have a special guest!"

Isaac shouted into his mic "Hey! We were gonna surprise our viewers!"

"I'm streaming. You're not. You can edit that out." I said, rolling my eyes. "And quiet down, the watchers are going to go deaf."

I heard Cierra giggle.

"OO, GET REKT!" Shouted Bethany. I laughed.

The game began. Jordan was daddy.

"Okay, little baby brats. Let's get this - WHERE ARE YOU SALLY!" He said in his Papa Acachalla voice, his avatar running up the stair into the baby's bedroom.

"Spencer?" He asked, looking at me.

"NO! I am Maddi!" I shouted as I ran - or crawled - around the baby's bedroom.

"MADDI FRIEND? AW CRAP!" Shouted Isaac, going through the vents.

"No, I'm just Maddi!" I shouted, following Cierra through the vents and towards the car. I grabbed the key as Cierra doused her body in gasoline.

"WHAT THE - WHAT? I DOUSED MY TENDER -" she burst out laughing. "BODY IN GASOLINE!" She ended. We all laughed.

After about an hour of playing this, we switched back to Mineplex. We joked and laughed like the crazy people that we were. After a few hours, we had to wrap it up.

"Well, that's all for this time!" Shouted a still hyper Isaac.

"We will see you -" I began

"IN THE NEXT VIDEO!" We all shouted, and I ended my video. And they ended theirs.

"Wow, that was fun!" I panted. We had stopped for bathroom and food breaks, but otherwise we had played all day.

"We need to go edit those. And do that another time. Where do you live?" Asked Jordan. I hesitated.

"We live NC. When will you be available?" Said Bethany.

"Tomorrow at 8:00 AM?" I asked.

"Sweet, wanna vlog?"

"Where?"

"I don't know......."

After a long discussion on where to meet. I turned off my computer and started unpacking and setting up my bedroom. Then I began the living room. It was hard to lug the couch around, but I managed. I then went and microwaved some frozen burritos and sat on the couch, eating them and watching PewDiePie. I moved on to Jack, then VenturianTale.

Afterwards, I fell asleep.

I woke to hear someone knocking on my door. Skipper, my dog, started barking outside. I yawned and fell off of the couch, yelling "I'm Coming!"

I stood, yawning more, and ran to the door. I opened and unlocked it.

A familiar man stood in front of me. He was looking upset, while Skipper stood at his side.

"Hey, I need some help moving. And this dog was chasing me around. Would you mind helping me?"

I smiled at the man, and nodded. "That dog is mine." I added. He nodded and ran his fingers through his red hair, before leading me out to his truck. I helped him lug a ton of boxes inside his house. All the while he asked how long I've been here. I told him I moved in yesterday, and I hadn't really unpacked because I was busy recording a ton of Live Streams yesterday. When I said this he has looked at me long and hard. When we finished, I realized we had not introduced ourselves.

"I'm Jay, BTW." I said. He nodded.

"I know. And I do know you have subscribed to me." he said, looking around.

I facepalmed. "Ohhhh, that's why I recognized you! And it took me so long!" I said aloud. He laughed a little bit.

"Hey, tomorrow, I'm going to a park with a group known as VenturianTale. Wanna join us?" I asked.

"Sure!" he said. My other neighbors yelled from inside their house. We looked at each other for a few seconds, before beginning to laugh.

"They better shut up tonight, or else they're going to meet me." he said, smiling.

I nodded.

*time skip*

I wore a T-Shirt I had bought from Markiplier, with a black leather jacket over top of it. It was unzipped, though. I also wore skinny jeans which I had torn biking. I also wore black socks and grey slip-on shoes.

I hopped onto my bike, tightening my string-strapped backpack. I pushed forward.

When I arrived at the park, I saw - to my delight - a ice-cream truck. I biked up to it and bought myself a cookie dough. I sat down at a small table while licking it, and watching kids run around playing. I smiled.

I heard someone yelling "Jay! Jay? JAAAAAAY! WHERE ARE YOU? CAN I GET ICE CREAM!?" which caused me to laugh.

"GO AHEAD, MARK!" I yelled back to the familiar man. He nodded and I watched him buy some. He came over to me and sat down, resting his bike against mine.

"Hey." he said casually. I rolled my eyes, still watching for the others. I saw Mark pull out his phone.

I heard screaming nearby. It wasn't scared or anything bad like that. It was laugh-screaming. I saw four familiar faces run toward us, each holding their own treat. They all slid into the seats, laughing and panting. Me and Mark rolled our eyes, but laughed along with them.

I pulled out my phone, and so did Jordan. Mark held his up, and we all ran to different directions.

"Hello anyone or anything that is watching, because this will be my new intro! Today I am vlogging at the park with Billy the Ice-Cream!" I said, before licking the ice cream loudly and looking at the camera the whole time.

"I am with some other YouTubers, including my newest neighbor who moved in yesterday! And it just so happens someone else lives in my neighborhood! Oh, and sorry for fangirling so much at the last stream. I should not be so excited. I mean, I grew up as a next-door neighbor to PewDiePie. Oh, random fun fact!" I smiled.

As I was speaking, I headed back to the table, having my phone camera face me. Mark was already there, making faces at his.

"Markimoo!" I shouted, causing him to glare at me.

"Shut up, *beep*!" he shouted. I laughed.

"Language, there are kids here!" I shouted. I saw the others head toward me, laughing.

"EVERYONE RUN! BARRELS!" I yelled, pointing to some barrels that happened to be nearby. We laughed, hopping onto our bikes. I grabbed a piece of tape and taped my phone to the front of the basket on my bike. We petaled away from them, laughing and eating our frozen treats.

*time skip*

We concluded the vlog at dinner time, sitting at Mellow Mushroom. The waitress knew who were all were, and asked for autographs. Of course, we gave her it on a piece of paper. Plus we drew stuff for her, because she was great at her job. We allowed her to say hi to YouTube, smiling. I think she was teary at the end, and thanked us nonstop.

TO BE CONTINUED...