Exo Academy (For Gifted And Talented Idiots)

Suho-It ain't easy being cheesy

Hi! I'm Principal Kim Junmyeon but my teachers call me...SUHO!!!! Excuse me for one moment "What now chanyeol?" "Kyungsoo threw a music stand at me!!" You see what I go through, "But he threw polymer mixture at me first, I was in every right to do so!" Meet Chanyeol and Kyungsoo, two members of my staff, science and choir teachers respectively. "Look guys I'm sure you can find some way to solve this without killing yourselves and breaking school equipment." "Besides, this is my introduction not yours, so LEAVE NOW!!!!...ahem as I was saying most of my teachers don't fully appreciate me for the true genius that I am. I mean yeah I make amazing jokes but still they never let me blossom. When ever you meet the other teachers don't let them scare you I am totally not crazy at all...LUHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAO STOP DOING BACKFLIPS ON TOP OF SEHUN NOT UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED GODDAMNIT....ahh where was I? Well it's far too late I must go prepare for new arrivals at our dear school...oh right the school! I am the principal at the Greatest school on earth.. "The greatest school for dumbasses that is" "WHAT THE HELL KRIS GO SHOW THE 7TH GRADERS THAT SHIT YOU CALL ART". All right it's time to go I'm sorry you had to experience this please enjoy the rest of the introductions as I go and drink my happy juice, Toodle Loo!