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Me: Today I invited Sasori

Sasori: I hope this doesn't take too long, I hate waiting

Me; *sugersweet voice* Dont worry Sasori-kun, I just have a quick question

Sasori: O.o Okaay

Me: Are you and Deidara dating? If not, why haven't you gotten off your puppet ass and asked him out?

Sasori: O/////O WHAT?!

Me: You heard me

Sasori: ..... *leaves scared out of his mind*

Me: I hope he's making out with Dei now. Oh well,

I DONT OWN NARUTO, IF I DID I WOULDN'T SIT HERE AND WRITE FANFICTIONS, AND THERE WOULD BE COUPLES! OH AND THIS STORY CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND POSSIBLE SPOILERS! Thats all, enjoy my awesome story

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4 years later.

I sat on my bed, thinking. Tomorrow I will be twelve. Then it will be time for me to leave the Akatsuki. Though the thought about leaving them sadden me, they've practically become my family, I'm also excited to get to Konoha and becoming a shinobi.

My thoughts drifted to my time here in the Akatsuki. I remember me and Pein's deal. I would have a new sensei every week, and then it would go in circles again and again.

My first sensei was Itachi. He taught me a lot. I first copied the sharingan, and that was also what he trained me most in. But he also taught me the fireball Justu and other stuff.

My next sensei was Kisame, he taught me to use a sword right. And I must say, I got pretty skilled. I am actually proud of myself. My eyes can't copy Taijutsu and combat fighting so everything I can do is something I've trained to learn.

Third week was Hidan's week. Lets say that week was.. interesting. Mostly he tried to make me worship Jashin-sama, but he soon found out that I wasn't interested, so he just thought me some Taijutsu.

Then it was Kakuzu. He taught me to sew, and count money. Mostly the latter. Cue sweatdrop.

Then it was Sasori. He taught me to use chakrastrings. I became quite good at it. He also lectured me about poison and armoring things with weapons.

Deidara taught me about his 'art'. He was thrilled when he saw me copy his hand mouths. I guess he wanted to share his art with someone else. But the good part is that I can 'close' my hand mouths, so I wont have to go around with them all the time.

Pein taught me to use his rinnegan right. Though it took a little longer than expected.

I also mastered Konan's Kekkei Genkai. I did it as fast as I could so I would have some girl time with her too. Though she did not tell me, I think there's something going on between her and Pein. Or I've just read too many fan fictions. Oh well, I made it my mission to get them together.

Zetsu taught me how to do that morph with earth thing he can. Which is really cool, but feels freaky when I use it. Mental shudder.

Last was Tobi. It took some time to get Tobi to actually teach me something. First he was all about playing, being hyperactive and messing with Deidara. But in the end I got him to teach me the space-time travel justsu.

Meanwhile I got closer to all the members. Pein took over the role as my father, though he was busy, the time he spendt with me he actually showed emotion. Konan became my sister. We did all the sister stuff. We stayed up all night, doing hair and make up, talking about boys and eating sweets. Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori was my older Brothers, they spendt time with me, made me feel safe and all the other brother stuff. It was nice, I always wanted an older brother, and now I got four. I didn't get that close to Kakuzu and Zetsu but there weren't any bad moments. They were just my family a little farther out. Hidan was more like that annoying uncle you can prank all the time (and sometimes the other way around) without getting into trouble. Though I still love him, and I know he loves me. Tobi is my best friend/twin brother. Though he is older, he acts like he's younger than me.

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