The "You won't write it!" Chronicles

Nicholas Lee x Christina Dimbley

There's knocking at the door... Who would possibly be here at this hour? Concerned for her safety, Christina gets out of her bed and walks to the kitchen to grab a decent length steak knife from her marble counter, then heads for the door. Creeping up slowly to the door, she peers through the peep-hole, and her heart suddenly jumps.

Is it a murder? A thief?

Neither. 

It's him. He found her. 

Standing just on the other side is a heavy-set asian man with perfect skin, long silken ebony hair, and a jaw cut from stone. Her true love has finally come. Swinging the door open, she drops the knife and locks eyes with him. Such beautiful brown eyes.

"I've searched the earth for you, my love." says the large asian man, in an inexplicably loud tone. "I've come all the way from China, searched the seas and the stars, and now I've found you." he continues. 

In awe, Christina mutters a reply "... I've waited so long for you too."

As soon as she finishes, the man whisks her up with his huge arms, and cradles her like a child. Staring into her eyes he carries her over to the satin couch, and lies her down gently. He brushes her hair and whispers, "How much have you missed me?" 

"Too much.." stammers Christina, her head laying across his lap.

With eyes still locked, they begin to move closer, trembling with anticipation for the embrace of each others lips. Just as they are about to meet, a door swings open from down the hall. 

"Oh no." whispers Christina as she jerks to an upward position, staring out the door. 

"What is it my love?" says the large asian man. 

"I... I don't know how to tell you this, Nicholas." replies Christina, sullenly. 

"What?" says Nicholas, becoming increasingly disturbed at the thought of what awaits. 

"I... I've been seeing someone.." she continues, shaking now. 

"How... How could you? Who is it?" Nick says, now shaking with anger.

 "IT'S ME, MING LEE! HAHA!" a fat short man with an uncanny resemblance to Nicholas barges into the room. 

"MING-LEE! HOW COULD YOU?" Screams Nicholas. "YOU'RE MY BROTHER! HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME?" 

"IT WAS EASY! HAHA! MISS PIGGY LEFT ME AND I NEEDED THE PUSSY!" Ming-Lee yells back, beckoning a reply from Nicholas. 

"YOU HAVE DISGRACED MY HONOR, BOTH OF YOU, AND FOR THIS YOU MUST PAY!" Nicholas screams back, louder than he's ever been. "I WILL EN-" He's cut off as a disembodied voice takes his place, "NICK VOICE!!!" it screams with an almost feminine shrill.