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The Signs During the Zombie Apocalypse

"Oh my gosh!" Cancer yells. "Pisces, will you get you butt out of the corner of the room already? You are fine!" Pisces continues to rock with her arms wrapped around her knees.

"What are we still doing her?" Asks Sagittarius. "If we are going to die anyway, why not try to fight?"

Aries is currently sitting on a crate and writing out a plan with Gemini behind her. Capricorn should be back soon from scouting out the area. She goes because no one would care if she got bitten.

"Leo! Nobody cares about how you look!" Cancer screams again. "All of our hair is greasy and you are going to deal with it! Do I have to do everything around her?" Cancer storms over to the side of the room where Leo and Virgo are sitting. She waves her arms in the air.

Virgo gags and hands Cancer some deodorant. Cancer takes it and chucks it against the barn door. The barn they are currently hiding in while Capricorn finds a better spot. Scorpio turns to look at the door when she hears the deodorant hit it.

"Was that a zombie?" Pisces cries even harder. "Let's go kill it!" Sagittarius high fives Scorpio and they start toward the door.

"No one is going anywhere," Aries takes control. Aries stands up and Gemini takes her spot on the crate.

"Come on, guys," Libra soothes. "Let's just calm down and wait for Capricorn to come back." If she comes back. None of the girls would say it but they were all thinking it, even Libra who is the upbeat one.

"How can we calm down if he have nothing to eat but canned stuff?" Taurus is almost in tears. She is used to eating home cooked meals every single day. She picks up a can of green beans and chucks it at Libra. Libra ducks and it hits Aquarius in the back of the head.

"Aquarius! Why don't you stop just wandering around and actually contribute!" Aries orders. Aquarius rubs her head but says nothing.

"Such an airhead." Sagittarius mutters under her breath. Scorpio stands up from her spot near the wall.

"If Capricorn doesn't return in five minutes, I'm going out there myself." Scorpio crosses her arms over her chest. She has ammunition strapped across her body for her sniper that is lying in the corner of the barn. Everyone hears knocking on the door.

"Oh Lord, help us!" cries Pisces. She stands up and runs to hide behind a crate of canned food. The door opens and a figure with torn jeans and a flannel stands in the doorway with a crazy grin.

"Hello, Cappy." Cancer says, totally unfazed. Capricorn stands there extremely out of breath.

"I found the most fantastic spot in the world."

"Well, let's go!" yells Virgo. Libra walks over and coaxes Pisces to come out of her hiding spot. Aquarius just stands there, not quite comprehending that Capricorn isn't a zombie. Everyone walks towards the door, Aries in the front. 

"Where is it, Capricorn?" Aries squints out into the darkness. Everyone else does too. Aquarius walks past everyone totally oblivious.

"Aquarius!" Taurus yells! Aquarius turns to look at the rest of them.

"What? It's totally safe out here! There is no--" Aquarius screams. A zombie has its hands on her shoulders and it cradles its mouth around her right shoulder. Everyone screams but Scorpio is the only one to take action.

Scorpio runs back to the barn and grabs her sniper. She loads up in seconds and is out in the darkness about a meter or two from Aquarius and the zombie. Scorpio pulls the trigger and twenty bullets a second rocket out of the gun and the zombie falls to the ground, taking Aquarius with it.

"Woo hoo! I killed it!" Scorpio cheers. "Did you see that Sagittarius? I killed one before you did! I-" The (still alive apparently) zombie grabs Scorpio ankles and bites it. A blast is heard come from the barn and Scorpio crumples. Aquarius is already gone. Everyone but Scorpio and Aquarius turn towards the noise. Sagittarius is grinning and holding a shot gun.

"What? She would've been a zombie too." She molds her hands around her mouth. "I won Scorpio! I killed two!"