Pet Shop Prompts
you work in the fish department and my fucking goldfish keep dying please help
I'm allergic to rodents but goddamn the boy who works there is cute so I keep going and now I'm sick all the time but it's worth it
I'm lowkey a cosplayer and I'm buying a collar but holy shot you just saw me trying one on please don't tell anyone
you came in right as the store is closing but you're cute and you're playing with the birds I don't wanna make you leave?
I'm too poor to afford this cute ass cat so I come in everyday to play with him and wow you just bought him for me?
I need an afterschool job and you're the guy who has to teach me and I'm sorry I'm so clueless
I just got bitten by this fucking hamster and now I'm bleeding help
I come in once a week to look at the snakes and you keep trying to start a conversation but I'm mute you fuckwad
I work the cash register and you come in every day to buy one singular dog treat what the FUCK
you brought your dog to the store but now it peed on my leg and that does not mean "he likes me" that's bullshit it means you don't take your dog out enough
