Luhan: teka.. huh? saan?? 

kinaladkad ni Kaye si Luhan sa may front door..

Kaye: yan jan ka ng may magawa ka naman bukod sa magmukmok.. gamitin mo yang muka mo sa pang-attract ng customer.. guard ka jan ah..

sa isip isip ni kaye, tutal gusto nilang tumulong eh lulubus-lubosin nya na >:)

at kung nagtataka kayo kung bakit sila luhan lang ang nandun eh kasi, sa afternoon shift na pinapasok ni Kaye yung mga kasama nya sya trabaho dahil masyado ng maraming tatao sa shop kung nagkataon..

pero mukang kailangan nya na sila ngayon palang..

dahil ilang minuto palang mula nung magbukas sya..

[Kaye]

Luhan as Guard:

Luhan: hi ! welcome to OhCakeFine cafe.. enjoy your stay.. *winks*

Sehun as Waiter:

Sehun: hello, eto na po order nyo ma'am *buing* buing*

at anak lang ng pinaupong manok.. baka gusto niyang balatan ko sya ng buhay...

Tao as Waiter:

Customer: ayan jan nga.. aah~

Tao: sigurado ka bang masakit pa? -___-+

Customer: oo, sobrang sakit pa.. pakidiinan pa nga .. ahh~ ooh~, sige pa aah~

for f*ck's sake !

she's like moaning with pleasure and not with pain !! >__<++

lumapit na ko sakanila bago ko pa tuluyang balian ng buto at gawing bulalo sa utak ko yung babaeng yun..

Me: hello, may i ask what's the problem here ma'am?

all smile yan ah.. a freaking FAKE smile..

kunwari hindi ko sya nakitang NATANGA at natapilok kanina..

Customer: ow~ natapilok kasi ako.. minamasahe nya lang..

arte ah? kailangang sumulyap-sulyap pa kay Tao habang nagpapaliwanag?? dukutin ko ng nailcutter yang mata mo eh !

Me: ow ok, i'm sorry but i need to be frank ma'am, pan-- I mean Tao was one of our waiter and he's not a massager, so if you don't mind ma'am let me just get a a pack of ice for you to put on your injured foot,, BY YOURSELF ..

yes, talagang inispecify ko yung BY YOURSELF para ramdam nya..

Customer: ow.. i think the massage works better though..

Me: that's my point ma'am, Tao should be serving our customers and not massaging your foot..

Customer: but massaging my foot is also a way to serve your customer right?

UTANG NA LOOB, PIGILAN NYO KO'T BAKA MAPOMPYANG KO TONG BUNGOL NA TOH ! >__<+

Me: yung paa nyo po ba yung umorder? hi foot what's your order?

kausap ko sa paa nya. di nasagot eh -___-

Me: mukang hindi naman po kayang umorder ng paa nyo ma'am, oh... wait.. do you think nasa spa po kayo? sorry to burst your bubble ma'am pero wala po kayo sa spa.. if you want i can recommend you the best place for a spa.. and kung gusto nyo po now na talaga..

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