Present Self: *acquires a time machine and visits self from December*
Past Self: hi???
Present Self: in four months, you will be reading AND WRITING gay fanfic about the founding fathers of our country because of a rap musical
Past Self:
Present Self: and
Present Self: you'll
Present Self: like
Present Self: it
Past Self: what the actual
Present Self : *time travels the hell away*
And yes, that is how I am choosing to begin this narrative.
YOU ARE READING
The Rant Book
RandomBecause I really, really want to yell about my life aggressively. This will include positive screeching but also swearing and angry rants at the idiots in my life. Basically, if you would like to connect with me, this book is how you do it.
