Mitch, our saviour, declares his vows as our lord. The clouds swirl into a spiel, the trees stare into saviours nose, the wind whispers his length *Wink* *Wink*. We all laugh, the ground shakes as he screams.
"HELLO YOU LIL PUDDLES, IM HERE TODAY AS ME, MULLET MAN, SHAVING OFF MY EAR!"
OHHHHHH! Thisll be amazing we think, how our lord is devoted too us, how we love him, how hes our bae. He walks into the crowd as we stare. He is worth his weight in gold someone shouts, hes amazing another one calls, but the best was,
"Hi, im jerry and im sad"
We laughed because he set his car on fire, we dont know why, where, when, but he was drunk and trying to tell us. As Mitch was running, he falls. He looks up, he sees what only he could describe as, HARRY POOTER.
"Oh meh gawd herri"
"Oh hei MulletMen"
"I lurv ur moovie herri
"Thenx Mooletmin"
"U r meh favrit, but herri, u hev gud shoose"
"thunx i gut em frum a hemless men. I paiede $12 4 em m8"
"k. Tis iz nawt negotooibul, u cum wid meh u specci bowlhear cut smoool willi skiini speel wavin lil poo"
"Okei mullet, i cum wid u"
As the crowd looked at this horrific conversation, mullet looks at us. He orders us too bow to Harri Pooter. We did indee for out lord. He grabbed a banana, and stuck it where noone should. In a tree.
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*Pls wayte un minute pls. k thx.*
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"OMG WHERE IS MY BANANANNANANAN, I WAN MA NANA. IZ IN DET TREEEEEEE. I WANNA EET THET BANNANA. SUMON GET MEH BANANNANANANNANA. I GIV U A BIG HUG."
As noone got him his banana, he cried, he met a girl as she patted her back.
"Hey babe, you look like a beaver because you're dam fineeeeee"
"WHAT THE HELL GURLLLLLL"
minuets later mitch has slit her throat. The end.
