Ross waz talkin to Jess one day. He started to talk about how he mizzed his baguette. Jess wuz liek, "Did u jus call meh ur baguete?" Den Ross was leik, "Nu. I left a baguete at ur houz onze." THEN Max came out of nowere and wuz leik, "Ye, I think he left hiz spray buttah 2." AND DEN Jess said, "I ate hiz baguette and his buttah." DEN, OUT OF NO WHERE, Ross was leik, "Resons I won't take u to prom 4 $500 plz." Jess just looked at him, and den said, "I've given up on goin 2 prom w/ u guys..... evah." Max said, "I'll giv her a week." Ross said, "I'l giv her 11 minuts." BUT.... Jess said, "Ladiez... Ladiez.... plz. I've already been asked to prom by Ross' baguette." AND DEN....... PROX JUMPED IN AND SAID, "Step aside boyz. I'll b taking Jess 2 prom. Dis baguette bouquet iz 4 u." And he gave a bouquet of baguettes 2 Jess. Jess waz like, "OH MAI GOD PROXY! I DUNNNO WAT TO SAY! M-MEH??" Prox also said, "Join meh Jess! Our prom will b filled with Fabu breads and bootyful puns!" AND THEN Mystic Draws randomly came in and yelled, "I CALLZ BEIN LIMO DRIVR." Jess was leik, "I iz all 4 dis!" AND THEN Vopsea came in and yelled, "I'LL B LE PHOTOGRAPHR." Jess wuz liek, "This wedding keeps getiin bettr and bettr!" THEN MAX JUMPED OFF A BUILDING YELLING, "ANND I'M OUT." Prox said, "MAX! WAIIIT! DUN LEAF ME HERE! I NEVAH SIGNED UP 4 MARRIAGE." Den Jess became sad and said, "Y-you don wanna marry me Prox...?" -sniffle- Prox said nervusleh, "H=how about that prom, huh?~" THEN JESS STARTED CRYING AND WENT TO HANG OUT WITH HER GURLS. DA END.
(Jeez. I'm so OCD about misspellings...... shudder..... how did I make it.... oh well..... HOPE U ENJOYED! NYA!~)
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