AN: Special finz ((geddit cuz im a shark)) 2 my gf ((ew not in that way)) Tara Gillepsie 4 makin My Immortal n inspring me 2 make dis. Odder than dat, i did everyting else. Eider way, u rok! MY CHEMICAL SHARKMANCE ROX!
Actual AN: These hands have sinned
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Hi my name is Fish Shark'ness Dementuna Swordfish Squid and I have long fishy-smelling hair (that's how i got my name) with seaweed streaks and coral tips and blue eyes that look like the Red Sea and a lot of people tell me I look like the shark from Jaws (AN: if you dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Giant Squid but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampshark but I have a single set of sharp, straight, white teeth. I have pale white scales. I'm also a wizard and I go to a school called Sharkwarts in Atlantis where I'm in the seventh year (im 17). I'm a shark (in case you couldnt tell) and I wear mostly fish bones and scales. I love murdering fish and I get all my clothes from them. For example today I was wearing a swordfish scale corset with matching swordfish bones around it and a swordfish miniskirt, seaweed fishnets, and leopard shark scale combat boots. I was wearing no makeup because in Atlantis it would all wash off instantly oh my shark. I was walking outside Sharkwarts. There were sharks everywhere so there were no weak ass fish around which made me happy. Except for the clown fish. Ugh. A lot of clown fish stared at me from the safety of their anemones. I put up my middle fin at them.
"Hey Fish!", shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.........Dirt Hobofish!
"What's up Dirt?", I asked.
"Nothing.", he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? Tell me finz!
Actual AN: I apologize. I dont but i do. I didnt make the real My Immortal so dont sue k thanks.
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