Germs! Get away from llama!

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*in de auditorium listening to orchestra*

"Aahh perfect seat" me with my friends, lots of butt space and fresh airrrr

 Suddenly  teacher walks by "llama go sit at the other side of the seat"

*looks at where she was pointing, seat full of people"

*looks at teacher*"nnoooooo"

*moves away from de awesome seat*

"Uh excuse me"* guys looks at me then snorts

*le me sat on a really uncomfortable seat and grumbles*

*guy behind me farts*

"Uuggghhhhhhhh huhuhuhu yyuuukkkkk.........."

Save meeeeeeeeeeee 

Boy llama friend sits besides me

YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*le choir sing the circle of life*

Boy llama:aaaaaajjeemmeenyyyaaaa wkaakakakaakwaakakaka

Sassyllama(me):conga waka!

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