*in de auditorium listening to orchestra*
"Aahh perfect seat" me with my friends, lots of butt space and fresh airrrr
Suddenly teacher walks by "llama go sit at the other side of the seat"
*looks at where she was pointing, seat full of people"
*looks at teacher*"nnoooooo"
*moves away from de awesome seat*
"Uh excuse me"* guys looks at me then snorts
*le me sat on a really uncomfortable seat and grumbles*
*guy behind me farts*
"Uuggghhhhhhhh huhuhuhu yyuuukkkkk.........."
Save meeeeeeeeeeee
Boy llama friend sits besides me
YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*le choir sing the circle of life*
Boy llama:aaaaaajjeemmeenyyyaaaa wkaakakakaakwaakakaka
Sassyllama(me):conga waka!
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