Cheesy Pick-up Lines

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Cam- On a scale of 1-10 your a 9 and I'm the 1 you need!

Shawn- Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

Nash-Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you!

Matt- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Carter- If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Aaron- Somebody call God!! he's missing an angel!

Gilinsky- Did you fart, because you blew me away!

Johnson- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together!

Tayor- You can call me Nemo, cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.

Hayes- I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn't take it every time you walked by!

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