AN : why tf does this have 4 likes or votes or whatever theyre called on this sinful website why my cousin has a legit story. like that they actually put TIME into and they only have 1. thats terrible i literally wrote this in 41 minutes during my lunch peroid. either way im gonna try a part 2 not CONFINED TO A 41 MINUTE LUNCH PEROID. enjoy
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Hello. My name may not be matheiu ;however, i two am a gay bitch ass fuckin ho. My name is feli vargas and i am. I AM. The gayest bitchyest ass fuckin hoeiest ,gay bitch ass fuckin ho in the world . Matheiu doesnt even come close to me. I was working my job at a strip club. I was in only a pair of latex underwear with what I belive to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun. But you never know these days with those shitty teenagers and their even shittyer than them memes. Whenever i talk about memes people laugh and tell me its pronounced me-m and not like mey-mey. Well they can go suck a cock i know the youth these days. Eithwr way back to the gay ass shit i call my job. Pole dancing oh boy was hard. I did all kinda of shit on that pole like, dance, hang like a fuckim bitch ass monkey, you can even murder! My point is pole dancing is so fun and you can be so creative! When i got off the stage my boss came up to me and said.
"You Feli u worthless piece of shit you're a good gay bitch ass fuckin hoe right? ACTUALLY what do i fuckin care lmao theres someone in room #666 who wants a good fuckin lap dance and wants to fuck someones ass upside down and silly so get the fuck back there before i beat ur gay bitch ass fuckin ho ass!"
I was honestly sorta scared so i went to room #666. The man sotting in there looked sorta fuckin ugly and i was slightly sad and disappointed that the person who would be paying me to be a gay bitch ass fuckin ho to him was about as attractive as my asshole after it was stuffed with cranberries, red 40, and fucked upside down and silly! Next to the man there was a huge 69 gallon container of red 40, and a bag wich i assumed was filled with cranberries and weighed about 420 pounds. He said in a high soprano voice. "Are you my gay ass fuckin ho?
If so skip the lap dance theres other shit i wanna do. like you see this bag u gay bitch ass fuckin ho? it has 420 pounds of cranberries in it and there all going up ur ass along with the 69 gallon container of red 40. Them after all that im going to fuck your ass upside down and silly." This didnt sound to bad to me. In fact it sounded like a relatively normal request for a superior gay bitch ass fuckin ho like me. He than grabed me and pulled down the latex underwear with the thing that i belive to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun. And started to pump red 40 into my ass whal also shoving cranberies in it. This man seemed interesting and i wanted to know his name. So i asked him "whatz your name man?". "No" he said "NO. NO. THIS CANT HAPPEN NOT AGAIN." i was highly confused. I heard a loud running nose getting closer and closer each second. Then the burst if of its hinges and hits the ugly male behind me. The man who broke the door screams "ALEXANDER HAMILTON." I asked him what the literal fuck he was doing here. "When ever someone says whats your name man i need to go to them and say ALEXANDER HAMILTON. Its sorta like a bald eagle going to the freedom of the united states of America." Thats when i realized something. This was matheiu's overly patriotic brother Alfred, or as we like to call him fuckup4206669. "Alfres" i said " im going to need you to pay foe this mans health insurance and any court fees you worhtless shitmaster fuckup4206669". "Wait" he said to the man who had been hit by the door and now had a wall colasped on him "arnt you that same one who was going to fucl my brother upside down and silly?" The man replies "yes i was and now TGIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP MY TIME WITH A GAY BITCH ASS HO U FUCKIN M PIECE OF SHIT!" He yelled. "Ye sure ok but wasnt ur name mr. Sheilds blood clot or something you sick piece of a sack of ahit." "Why am i sick piece of shit for having my name be blood clot MY MOM WAS HIGH WHEN FILLING OUT THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OK AFTER THAT SHE LITERALLY DIED OF A HEROIN OVERDOSE." He yelled out obviously inraged with the fires Lucifer. "Who u sick sack of shit u wanna fuckin fight." Said Alfres. After that mr,sheilds blood clot died. Me and alfred deiced to go out for some frozen yogurt. So i put back on the latex under wear wwth the image i belive to be the grinch in a ski mask holding a gun. And we left to goto forever yogurt with red 40 and cranberries still leakong out of my ass.
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AN. im shakspear i know.
