Roger Thot

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[ Tony Stark has created a group message chat ]

Tony Stark:
Hai

Natasha Romanoff:
Stark, this better be good.

Bruce Banner:
5am in the morning good.

Tony Stark:
Which one of you gals broke my door?

Natasha Romanoff:
Defenitly not me.

Bruce Banner:
Nat did because you hung up a picture of Clint on her big pillow.

Clint Barton:
WAIT WHAT.

Tony Stark:
OH YEAAAAAHHHHH lol clintasha is real tho

Clint Barton:
SOMEONE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

Bruce Banner:
Tony you better start running

Wanda Maximoff:
Tony looks like a pretzel now yikes

Clint Barton:
YALL WHATS GOING ON

Steve Rogers:
Why is there a picture of Clint on Nat's big pillow?

Bruce Banner:
Why are you in her room?

Thor:
hALLOW FelLOW FROENS

Steve Rogers:
No reason...

Clint Barton:
YALL IM JUST A GUY IN A CARDIO SUIT & YALL RESPECT ME LIKE THIS

Bruce Banner:
ROGERS RUN

*distant girl screaming*

Wanda Maximoff:
WHO ATE MY BAGEL

Clint Barton:
I STILL DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

Steve Rogers:
Wheres Bucky when i need him :(

Tony Stark:
Gayyyyy

Vision:
YALL REALIZE ITS STILL FCKING 5 IN THE MORNING & WE HAVE A MISSION TODAY

Clint Barton:
....

Tony Stark:
....

Wanda Maximoff:
.....

Natasha Romanoff:
.....

Bruce Banner:
....

Steve Rogers:
...

Pietro Maximoff:
Damn.

Fury:
Well Roger thot & get back to sleep everyone. Or else ill force you to.

Tony Stark:
Ok PIRATE.

Steve Rogers:
Arrrrr

Fury:
-_-

Natasha Romanoff:
You all didnt realize Fury just said 'Thot?'

Wanda Maximoff:
Didnt see that coming

Steve Rogers:
FURY THATS MY LINE

Fury:
Shut your 99 year old ass up

Steve Rogers:
Shut your non existent hairline up

Pietro Maximoff:
The stove is burning bc Fury just got roasted

Tony Stark:
Pietro

Pietro Maximoff:
What Stark

Tony Stark:
No. Just dont

Pietro Maximoff:
D:

Thor:
lORD HeLP MeE

Clint Barton:
Thor, just use voice to text

Thor:
i aM

Clint Barton:
...

Tony Stark:
Guys why did Wanda just flew through the hallways farting?

Natasha Romanoff:
SHE ATE MY BURRITO

Pietro Maximoff:
THAT WAS MINE FIRST

Thor:
WOFNSMCosISNC

Vision:
No, i accidently gave her candy & she got hyper which equals her messing with her powers infront of Stark.

Tony Stark:
GUYS HELP SHE TRAPPED ME IN MY OWN CAR

Clint Barton:
Tony youre so stupid.

Tony Stark:
WHAT?

Tony Stark:
Wait....

Steve Rogers:
Did you drink scotch again?

Pietro Maximoff:
i DiD

Wanda Maximoff:
Ooooohhhh Pietro youre not 22 yet

Natasha Romanoff:
I thought he was 30 bc of his hair

Pietro Maximoff:
I miss my old brown hair Fuck yall

Fury:
WHY IS STEVE OUTSIDE AT 6 AM SHIRTLESS & SINGING

Clint Barton:
I think we all need to sleep...

*constant arguing in the background*

[Tony Stark has removed Dick Fury from the chat]

[Dick Fury has entered the chat]

Dick Fury:
ANTHONY EDWARD STARK CHANGE MY NAME THIS INSTANT

Tony Stark:
Feisty Pirate

Fury:
GRRRR

[Tony Stark has closed the chat]

So...
Was that enjoyable or not? Lol

So yeah, if you have any requests ir any fanfic requests just message or comment :)

Bai lovelies
- Cam

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