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when some one stats talking about your moms here is what you do: joke back


heres' ten examples of what to say-


1.your moms so stupid she thought that a quarterback was a refund


2. your mom is so stupid when someone told her is was chilly outside she went and grabbed a bowl 


3.your moms so stupid that when she put a quarter in each ear she thought she was listening to 50 cent


4. your mom is so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

5.your mama so fat  they had to use Google earth for her school photo

6. your mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said airport LEFT she turned and went home

7.your mamas so ugly when she ran away her parents called the dog catchers

8.your mamas so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

9.your mamas so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest they said" sorry no professionals "

10.your mamas so fat and old when god said let there be light he asked your mother to move out the way


they are speechless and you say   ............................................................................................

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