"Today's the day m8." I whisper to my carton of ice cream (I totes didn't eat this while crying last night during some comedy movie HAHAHA) "I'm gonna confess my love to Newton." I stare over at my bookshelf filled with well books DUH! I grab my copy of the death cure- oh wait
* MAJOR SPOILER*
NEWT DIES IN THAT BOOK BAD IDEAR M8Y ICE CREAM!
Now I wanna cry more than how much I cried watching that terrible film. I pick up the scorch trials and pull out a photo I drew of newt, completely naked aside from a Pepe on his area (you know... That place down there...) I'm so good at drawing, I can draw scenarios that you can't even imagine.
I pick up my fluffy diary and make the daily entry.
Dear retarded diary:
OMG DIARY NEWT ISH SO HAWT OML I WANNA RUB HIS HAIR ALL OVER My NAKED BODY
GUESS WAT?! I found THIS PIC OF NEWT AND HE LOOKS SO HAWT LIKE OMFG HES ALWAYS HAWT AS A TURTLE IN A POOL (WHICH IS MY FETISH BTW)
Love you:
~K
P.s I'm on the toilet while writing this thinking about newt
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Well, that was offensive xD
Thought I would bring back this beauty of a story
TO BE CONTINUED .....
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Mrs. Newt
FanfictionYES IT'S BACK The fan fiction where I make fun of my friend K's love for Newt Pretty self explanatory, Mrs. Newt is just a joke and not to be taken seriously
