How do raccoons have sex?

The mutation

Let's begin now, raccoons are rodents and rodent are Pokemon and Pokemon can evolve. So raccoons have to mutate into a human. And a average human have sex every 2 to 3 days. So for an example there is a guy name John, he is a mutated raccoon that lives in the Bronx. When he evolves his penis is about this 8=D  long. So John was digging through the garbage for food and he finds a girl named FeliCa but she is also a raccoon so they do raccoon stuff to each other then the male raccoon has to eat his on penis but if bento scared he has to take sleeping drugs then the girl has to eat it if instead. The end

Based on a personal experience