Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
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Q. What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection??
A. A quater pounder with cheese.
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Q. What do you get a blind deaf dumb kid get for christmas?
A. Cancer
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Q. What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
A. The wheelchair.
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Q. Why can't Jesus play basketball?
A. He's nailed to a cross.
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Q: Whats the difference between a black person and a bench
A: A bench can support a family of five.
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Q: Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
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Q. What happens to a baby when you put it in the microwave?
A. I don't know, I was too busy masturbating
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Q. Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first
A. So you can cum in its face
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Q: How did the dead baby cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken
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Q: whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
A: it only takes 1 nail to hang a picture of jesus
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