Gurd Ayy, the sassiest sass entity around, second to no one in the laws of sass. He was so sassy, his band, My Romance Chemical could not handle it and he went solo, but he's been so caught up in his sassy sass... stuff? Yeah, sassy sass stuff that he's not had the time or the foreheads to do it, until he came across John Patrick Cena, also called Johnsfilms on MeTube. Social Explode is the biggest emo dragonfly since 2012, and Gurd's biggest rival. Small Sam is just way too sad for Gurd to handle, so they never hang out. This makes Sam happy, cuz he's a loon. Androo Beersack hangs with the cool kidz, Joke Pitz, Ashlee Purdee, CC, Greggs, Jinxxx and Romeo Minecraft. Sadly Gurd has no friends, he's too sassy for them all to handle, of course! Even Frankenstein Earo, Milky Ayy, Sun Taurus and Bob. Just Bob. No one cares about Bob. Don't feel sorry for him, he's so #rude.
One day, Gurd was hangin' with the fence when Rick Keys swaggily twerked up to him,
"Yo dawg, come ova ere, we b smoking sum dope MLG weed w/ mountain doo and doreetohs, come join us, k?" Rick put on his sunglasses with his Native American style headdress and face paint which were all green; they were made of weed.
"Nah, m8, I'm havin a debate w/ the coolest fence in tahn, mayb l8r, k?" Gurd sassily replied,
"M8, I though u wr kwl, I gess I wus rong, ah wll ask Milky Ayy insted," and with that, Rick Keys summoned a Mario pipe and proceeded to twerk down it saying the alphabet backwards in rap, like a MLG BRONY PRO.
Gurd could only watch in amazement as he realised he was jelly of Rick, he turned to the fence, "Dawg, we finish dis l8r!" He swaggily sashayed and summoned the secret Sass Parade unicron, which was made of Gurd's face all over it. It was called Gerard Way. He flew over Barack Boop, the gayest corner shop ever. All the gays hung out there, he'd even saw Romeo Minecraft snogging CC, and Androo watching in awe. He proceeded to drop pics of Justina Trash nudes on everyone, to mark his sassiness, then a flying forehead appeared, the size of Barack Boop, which Brandon Urine was standing on, trying to look sassy.
"Lol Brandon, u try 2 pass Sass123 but u can't even summon the sass God yet, all u do is pace in the pues of a church corridor and complain about ppl leafing durs open, m8 u suxors!" Gurd laughed, no one was sassiest than him cuz only he cud summon the sass God. Well, he has a secret.
"Shattap, Gurd, just cuz ur da sass God don't meen u can rubb it in ppls faeces, u r su lam I'm bettar than u, at leest I'm stil in a bnd, lol get rekt." Brandon still failed at being sassy, he just stared between Gurd's legs.
"U wot m8? Fite me on Gang Pijon! I'll rek u with my mega twerk combo!" And Gurd proceeded to twerk so beautifully, sparkles and rainbows came and RKO'd Brandon out of nowhere until Gurd flew outta site. Until...
BAM!
Gurd clashed with the most sexy being in the world. Androo Beersack. Androo staired at Gurd, confused and pulled him closer. Gurd's heart raced. Androo Beersack wanted him. He could see it in his eyes. Androo puckered his lips, like butt cheeks squeezing together, Androo leaned even closer. Gurd closed his eyes, preparing himself for Androo and him to become the ultimate sass couple and be featured in tomorrow's Sass101 mag, until he heard:
"No homo." Androo whispered.
Gurd was furious. He butch slapped Androo and screamed so loud, Androo's ears bled, "LOL GET REKT M8 I BEET U, U BELONG IN THE TRAAAAASH!" And Gurd ran into the sunset, feeling violated but couldn't get Androo out of his DAYM MAHND!
