My name is Jeff, and I like to party and also watch BBW. It is fun to jerk it.
I got a friend called Aaron that loved gay porn. I caught him one day jerkin it to gay porn, I walked over to him and wanked him off and spat on his fat chode then suddenly he cummed all over my chest so I got him to lick it off really slowly and sexually. He has a fat dick, it's very vainy all the way up to the shaft.
When I was five I got raped by my grandad so I killed him and got the dog to eat him then once the dog was done I put the remains in my dildo collection. It was very kinky I thought.Whips and everything, he even seductively bit my lip and ear. "Ow fuck Jesus Christ that hurt, my ear for fucks sake" yelled Jeff.
My first shag was with a whore called Isabel she was ugly as fuck but I couldn't get any better so I went for it and oh my it was good. My penis is very small.It was really awkward because her ex walked in, Callum.
