WE ALL LOVE FOOD. DON'T YOU THINK SO?
But what after that? After our digestive system has DIGESTED our food PROPERLY? Well, I'm not gonna go Biologic on you people. But, oh well, we poop.
You know when you haven't pooped, let's just say, 2 days. An...
IT IS OFFICIALLY DAY 1 OF MY POOP DIARY. I'M GONNA CALL THIS 'P DIARY' SO IT OOZES MORE MYSTERIOUS VIBES LOL (I don't think that's how you use the word 'oozes' but wtvs)
So I pooped. Time: 17.20 approx. Quantity: lol this sounds wrong. Well it's pretty relieving so.. Yeah.
I was excited to start my p diary and I was thinking what I should write for the first chapter.
THEN, IT STRIKED ME.
I thought "what would Beyoncé do when she's pooping?" Yeah, I admit. That's a pretty random thought. I am random, do not flipping judge me. Back to it. Does it ever occur to you that Beyoncé could be like, I don't know, picking her nose when she poops. Or worse, scratching her butt? That'll be a sight, right? Haha. Oh, it's NOT that I hate Beyoncé and I AM NOT INSULTING NOR HUMILIATE HER. In fact, I love her!! Queen Bey, you rock!!!
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Here's a secret: I made weird faces when I poop. People not gonna see me when I'm pooping, right? So "what the hell", I thought. But that makes me thinking, what if someone installed a camera in my bathroom like Joe did to Caspar. My sister could do it. No, she wouldn't, right? No, no, she ain't that smart and she wouldn't even care, right? Cheers, sister! You are smart but you wouldn't do it, right? Oh god, no.. Then I started to look around. Guess what happened? I FOUND A CAMERA, A FLIPPING CAMERA. No, just kidding, I found nothing except a spider web in the corner of my bathroom. Oh, how much I don't like spider.
That's my poop thoughts y'all. Wise words from me: Dream and think, especially when you're pooping.
