We start off the day with an awful morning getting ready for school. It seems like I only had a half hour of sleep. I wake up to the song of trap Queen playing at 6:01 in the morning. I scurry across my bed before the line "hey whats up hello". I sit on the edge of my bed for a few mins to regain consciousness.
After I remember why I'm up " cause schools an asshole and wants to wake me up early" I grabbed my already set up outfit. "Thank you past Kevin for making my day much more easier". I hurry to the bathroom before my siblings can use up all the hot water. I always win cause I'm the oldest I'm first for everything, it's pretty nice to have a lot of power. I take a nice coconut shower. All our stuff is coconut soap, shampoo, even my conditioner. I dry my self off and slip into my outfit, I always try my best to look good for the ladies.
I walk through the dark hallway and kitchen to make my self a nice bowl of cereal. I always go for the kraves " they are my shit"; While I eat my tasty kraves I like to check my Facebook to see if any new girls added me. But like every morning it's a sad disappointment to see it's all dry. In rage I put down my phone eat my food and leave for school "but yeah I still brushed my teeth, gel up my hair, and get my book bag".
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My Talent
RandomYou know that your special when your one of those guys who can masterbate without touching your inrected penis. I'm Kevin cake and this is my talent
