Well ,lets just start of by saying that my life SUCKS SHIT !! Okay that's it . End of book one.
I'm just kidding.XD
You know,when you're talking/texting someone and you ask like
" Hey wassup "
and the other person says
"Nothing much getting bored "
You actually know that they are lying through their teeth. And I mean through their enamel-made, cavity-infested freaking TEETH!
Well, unless that someone is me. Then it's the truth.
Things you need to know about me :
1. My name's Haiden Grusco
2. I know it sounds weird , but its my life and my name, live with it.
3. My life is as boring as racing a snail.
4. I am convinced that my parents and teachers have been sent from the future to first torture me and then finally kill me. ( the reason is unknown)
5. I am 14 years old and want to fast forward life 4 years ahead. Ugh. Somebody make me a time remote
6. I have literally lost the will to live.
7. I am a good singer.
8. I like superheros, movies, basically every form of entertainment.
9. I think that my life is a rollercoaster, having its ups and downs. But im living it like a football, kicked around by everyone.
10. I am the constant in all tragedies. If that makes any sense.
A\N
Hello everyone. Just so you know, this is my first attempt at writing a book. So sorry if it's bad. But I'll try my best. So, read on. ✌
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The Life Of A Sarcastic Idiot
HumorHave you ever felt like you're the only person in the world that understands your problems? Well that's my life. No, wait multiply that with 1000 and add a bit of bad luck, that's my life. Hello, my name is Haiden Grusco.This is the story of me...
