One day, Desi woke up on Hannah's couch.
She didn't remember what happened. But she could see food and blankets strewn all over the floor. Desi sat up.
"Where the Hell am I..?" Desi looked around and stood up.
"Someone? Anyone? Is anyone here?"
Desi yelled around the house. There didn't seem to be anyone inside the house. Desi made her way to the front door. She opened it and walked outside.
There was Hannah, washing her Prius (sassy) with her boyfriend, Josh Dun. Hannah was throwing multiple cleaning objects at him while he sat on the pavement. Desi could hear Josh mumbling a few words over Hannah's yelling, like,
"No, stop...I'm stressed out..."
(HA SONG REFERENCES)
Desi decided to help poor Josh from savage Hannah. She walked over to the yelling girlfriend.
"Hannah...uh...why are you damaging your boyfriend?"
Hannah looked over at Desi and stopped throwing things, a bottle of Lysol still in her hand.
"Well, Josh said that he's broke. And he can't buy me McDonald's anymore..."
"wHAT?! But Josh! I thought you had a ton of money?!" Desi looked at Josh.
"Oh...uh...I spent it on...stuff.." Josh looked around nervously.
Desi stared at him for a long time. She really wanted French fries, and so did Hannah.
"Josh, go inside. You are under arrest for not being able to feed us." Desi pointed at the door.
"What?! How is that even-"
"NOW, JOSH. Or I will slit your throat." Desi narrowed her eyes at him.
"Okay, Okay, please don't hurt me..."
Josh backed away and ran to the front door, running inside.
Desi signed and turned back to Hannah.
"I'm still hungry. Let's go to McDonald's. I'll call Brendan, and he can come pay for us."
Desi pulled out her phone and called Brendan, her boyfriend.
Hannah was happy. She finally got her French fries! And she was gonna poor syrup all over them!!
Desi turned off her phone and looked at Hannah.
"There's a McDonald's down the street, I'm pretty sure. You're lucky it's so close to your house."
Hannah of course had no idea what this meant. She was too focused on fantasizing over her French fries.
Desi stared at Hannah for awhile, then turned back to face the road and started walking down the sidewalk.
"Hannah! Stop dreaming about French fries, you little shit! Start walking!"
Hannah snapped back into attention. "Oh! Desi, you're alive!!"
She ran up to catch up to Desi and walked beside her.
"Alive? What? What were you thinking about..?"
Desi looked over at Hannah with surprise.
"Hahaha, nothing~" Hannah smiled and avoided eye contact with Desi.
Desi looked disgusted, and turned her attention back on the road.
Finally they made it to the McDonald's. Brendan was waiting for them outside the door.
"Hey, Desi. There you are!"
Brendan waved at them, and they both ran over to him.
"It took you awhile to get here. What took you so long-" Desi cut Brendan off mid sentence.
"Less talk, more paying for our food."
Desi have Brendan a death stare and then walked into the McDonald's.
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THERE
I was maybe forced into this by some certain little shits, who will NOT BE NAMED
MAYBE I WILL WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER LATER FOR YOU SENORS
anyway I was born from a trash can
bye
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