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Unknown number : Hey, Luke! I thought you were supposed to pick me up at 12 at the fucking bus stop!

Evan : Um, who is this?

Unknown number : wtf?? Don't you know who I am?

Evan : Um, no. Definitely no.

Unknown number : Don't fucking pretend that you don't know me, bitch!

Evan : Seriously, I don't know you

Unknown number : What the fuck?! Luke! It's me, Jonathan! Are you having amnesia or what?!

Evan : Who is this, 'Luke'? Luke Skywalker? I know he's in Star Wars movies...

Unknown number : Fuck this shit. I'll call you when you're fucking sane enough, Luke.

Evan : I'm telling you, I'm not 'Luke'!

Unknown number : Whatever, man. Just go home, you're drunk. And maybe eat a bar of Snickers if you want to feel better. See ya.

Evan : Okay??

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Looks like this book gonna sucks . . . :(

CaRtOoNz ~ Luke (Jonathan's best friend) if you're wondering . . .