Random

Random things to do

1. Put a walkie talkie in a mail box and yell at who ever walks by.
2. Call your friend and tell them you can't talk because you're busy.
3. Drop a pen in a crowded elevator and when someone bends down to get it yell "HEY PUT THAT DOWN! YOU'RE STEALING MY PEN! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
4. Walk up to a random group of people chatting casually and say "So are we gonna kill the guy or what?"
5. Go into an elevator and draw a square with a piece of chalk and declare it your personal space.
6. Go to Wal-Mart and make a trail of Mountain Dew to the bathroom.
7. Get a knife and sharpen it every day starring at someone saying "Soon, Soon..."
8. Go to Wal-Mart and put a walkie talkie behind a doll and when someone walks by say "I know where you live."
9. Wear a t-shirt that says life. Give people lemons.
10. Wear a super man costume under your clothes. Whe you're near other people make out your cell phone and say "What? I'm on my way." Then rip off your clothes and do a dramatic pose then run out.
11. Stare at a person and when they look say "You're one of them!" Then run away, pretend to trip, then crawl away slowly...
12. If it's your birthday confiscate the cake, look scary, and say my precious, my precious.
13. Pretend that you see ghosts and then say you have to protect everyone and you're probably the one that caused them to come and kill/get people. Say that you can hear voices and stuff. (Make sure that you really sell it and try not to laugh.)
14. Go to some random person on the street and ask what year t is. When they answer jump triumphantly and say "Yes the time machine worked!" (It works better I'd you wear clothes from like the 80's or something like that!)
15. Put vanilla pudding in a jar that says MAYO and eat it in public.
16. Stand still in the middle of a public place so people have to walk around you. If they ask if you are ok
Option 1. Ignor them
Option 2. Say that you are fine and ask them if they want to join you in doing nothing. See how many people you can get!
17. When in an elevator wear a long black cloak and stare at people. When they look at you say in a deep and scary voice "Its time."
18. Put an empty box in the elevator and when someone gets in ask them if they can hear ticking.
19. Prank call someone and say that you are out side their window.
20. Follow some random person around the store and spray whatever they touch with disinfectant.