GLASSES

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So.....my mom was downstairs...

And......my little sister was trying to eat my toes....

I was sitting on my sisters glasses......

I told my mom that she needed to come upstairs....

She said why did you lose your socks again..?

And I forgot to tell you I love socks......

I gave her my sisters now broken glasses....

And my sister is now blind cuz they cant fix them.....

And today are farted in class and everyone laughed at me......

I whispered in my friends ear that my dog ate my boot 3 days ago......

But she told me I told her that 3 days ago already.....

Why the fudge am I doin dis.....?!








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