Ima put quotes that kinda tell you what's going to happen in the chapter.or not...??
"Atelophobia- The fear of imperfection. The fear of never being good enough."-I dunno probably donald trump
Haha jk
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Let's begin:
Fake:
Warning//Anything and everything in this diary is fake!!!
Dear diary, I seen a hot noseless boy today. I stared at him all day long. We made contact every few minutes. Den I did it. It was so sudden, I leaned forward...and fell. The beautiful brunette ran to me and accidentally stepped on my crocks. " what the fuck those are 7.87!" I yelled
The bell rang class was dismissed. During lunch he came up to me, I was shocked! He just stared at me. I thought he wanted something...but no he leaned toward me and whispered in my ear "meet me tomorrow by the bathroom." I blushed hard. " oh ima go shut anyway so let's go right now" I attempted being cool. He smirked " leggo my ego?". This must be a dream pinch me.we went to the bathroom. He didn't say a thing he just gave me a box of...JORDANS!!!I'm in love! Niall walked in. Damn that white bread. He so hot ima dump jellybean for niall. <3 Love that white bread!but isn't he taken?I'm honestly don't give a fuck."hey babe keeping those nudes warm for me?" I said. He giggled "yeah whatever anal" niall smirks. " it's lana u dumbass and ima beat the llama out of you" "shut up guys" jellybean yells "don't yell at me!" Niall yells back "please boys don't fight over me" we all started yelling profanities and insults until the most popular guy in school walked in...calum . He pushed past us and into a stall with some slut. He gets bitches every day. I'm jealous . Jellybean snaps me out of my thoughts. "Uh...I will see yall later" niall and I exchanged looks. Neither of us moved "bye" we both said. We planned on spying on calum and if we are confident enough maybe prank him
Cliff hanger amirite?not amusing? Tell me how to work this damn app please. Love you imaginary friends bye.
This was a joke chapter if I was being for real I'm larry and cake trash so. Jelly bean is being played as... I will show you tomorrow. Cliff hanger
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Fake:
Fanfiction"It's fake I swear" This books better than it sounds. K? Yeh. It's a joke book so who cares? Description: Lana has a diary she claims it's fake. Characters: (It's a mystery)
