captain c the game master

the beginning aka my anus is still getting prepared

Captain c the game masta by Bradleh

One day Bradleh was watching  kawaii L, as he did that bradleh started contemplating and he was like "dawm life is less then adequate due to expectations lowered by teh general mass population ". Then one day he saved all his money. Bradleh always was a video game fanatic but what he wanted was the cdi it was more different more special it had cut-scenes , sleak graphics ,  disc based game playing experience amd the best  of all... the logo, it maide bradleh mad with infatuation, he got an evil mad bloodlust when looking  at that logo he skinid someone alive while looking at a still image of of teh cdi logo it was the ultimate euphoria no simple narcotic would ever bring.  Then when teh money was saved he went on the internet to get that cdi that was the longest 6 days of his life he lost control during this time frame  making chocolate pudding at 4am by gawd madness no it was not the krustykrew but it was patrick, he also communed  with his old deity , bud smoking friend the Yog-sathoth Bradleh actually convinced the mighty mass of tentacles to rap some 1 in dunwich i wonder what ever happened off that? but I  digress  wehn it arrived Bradleh made a special seramoney he made a song about killing avgn what does he know that evil fink making an amazingf console look bad  best mario & zelda games the best quality in full motion video ever he was gnorw also this song was in tuskin raider huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu.But bradleh got a sweet deal for only £69000 extra it came with the best cdi games mario hotel zelda the flowers of robert malplethorn and the legendary game Moses the exodus much joy was had but when Bradleh pooped in teh first gam he was transported in with obligatory animal sidekick token the caterpillar * intro starts i wan't to be the very amazinest like joe nana ever was CDI got to draw a circle then presto its the best game ever and then death note theme mixed with mama luiges and bagles.

THEN I teh bradleh was in a magical castle  it was truly majestic evry single detali was opulent and crafted to up-most form of visual perfection i had never believed in such an amazing land then all of a sudden i heard teh laughter the ground was shacking everything was so awesome I couldn't conceive it so i creid for 10 hours whilst teh laughter contuinued and then finnaly the majestic doors openend and there he was the best person eva teh ki9ng  i almost had a heart attack he was like mah boi i can explane why you're hear in cdi land iw as like sd  lnd the ki9ng was very amazing wearing the best robe eva he said in a monatone voice tobe bradleh it was no accident  you have been called and summound here to the brilliant best game eva land cdi but alas there we need a hero ma boi. yfdgdgfdsfdgsfyut some 1 whoot can war and peace and end all all of this evil (*Cleveland appears and say this with the king) nastiness only you can restore harmony to heaven like land, only you mah boi then we can have teh dinner in peace , speaking of which I wonder whats for dinner? 

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