Des:This is worse than Esenon!!!
Danse:What's Esenon?Another book thing?
Ashy:Yes.
Des:Ok,pain has subsided...
Ashy:*chugs down Nuka Cola*
Des:What's that?
Ashy:Read the label.*Hands him a Nuka Cola bottle that she has no idea has a bunch of Psycho in it*
Des:*drinks it**sudden change in behavior*RAAAAARGH!*runs out shooting everywhere*
Danse:Did you just give him the Nuka Cola with the Psycho?
Ashy:I think I did...
Danse and Ashy:*run after him**find him fighting a Deathclaw while swigging more bottles of Nuka Cola and Psycho*
Des:WOOOOOO!*shoots Deathclaw**bullet bounces off*
Deathclaw:Rlly bruh?#opDeathclaw*pins him down*
Des:*snaps out of addiction*WTS IS GOING ON?!
Danse:I got this...*shoots Deathclaw*
Deathclaw:*sliver of health*
Ashy:*uses Missile Launcher*
Deathclaw:*ded*
Des:*comes out unscathed**shaking badly*...
Ashy:That's why ya don't mess with an angry mother who's on the search for her son after 200 years,bruh.*repeatedly stabs Deathclaw*MORE MEAT!
Danse:*Danse likes/dislikes that(I honestly dunno :T)*
Des:Angry mother?You aren't-
Ashy:GAME HUSBAND!PLAY FALLOUT AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND!
Des:...Ok...
*random screaming**Thoindir running from a raider*
Thoindir:HALP MEEEEEEEH!
Des:Gimme that drink with whatever was in it.
Ashy:You're addicted already...
Des:GIMME!
Ashy:NU!
Danse:Ad Victoriam!*rushes after raider*
*Lynn is pickpocketing a settler*
Lynn:*steals ammo*>:3
Ashy:Who else is here?!
Everyone else that wasn't there before:*doing things that they normally do(examples:Bella stealing and killing,Six helping the settlers,and Malin doing...whatever he does...)*
Ashy:EVERYONE BACK INTO THE REAL WORLD!
Everyone:*teleports back into living room*
Ashy:*holding a shivering Des*Ok,we're back!No more problems!
*1 hour later...*
Ashy:Des!*walks into room*
Des:DONT TAKE ME BACK TO THE WASTELANDS!I WOULD RATHER GO BACK TO ESENON!*hurls Nuka Cola bottle with Psycho in it at wall**bottle smashes*
Ashy:Wts?Where did you get Nuka Cola???
Des:*screaming and acting nuts*
Ashy:-_- Oh,Des...
Characters
Des,Thoindir,Lynn,Bella,Six,and Malin-Fated Wonders
Ashy-Me
Danse,random Super Mutant,random Deathclaw,random raider,settlers-Fallout 4 game by Bethesda
(Fun fact:The outfit Ashy was wearing is the ACTUAL outfit I wear in Fallout 4 at the time(I'm only lvl.15 or 16 at the moment i'm wrapping this up)!Righteous Authority,Junk Jet,Lucky Glow-Sighted Pipe pistol,Missile Launcher,and any other weapon or armor/outfit mentioned is stuff I own in-game.So,yeah,fun fact for you all!Also,NUKA COLA,SON >:D)
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Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
Introducing Des to Fallout
Start from the beginning
