Random Book of Random

Introducing Des to Fallout

Ashy:*cooking Deathclaw meat*Oh hai Des!

Des:What kind of house is this?

Ashy:So,even after 200 years after a nuclear bombing,you even dare to think that the homes and places here are gonna be perfect like in Esenon or in real life???I EXPECTED BETTER OF CHU,DES!

Des:I didn't-

Ashy:AND for the fact that mutants and raiders alike have destroyed,scavenged,and killed people,life,and land?!

Des:Let me-

Ashy:YOU TRY LIVING IN THE WASTELANDS WHERE ALL OF YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD EXCEPT FOR A SON THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS,IF HE'S OK,OR IF HE'S EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE!

Des:I have a similar-

Ashy:YOU TRY LIVING IN A LAND WHERE 99.9 PERCENT OF LIVING THINGS ARE TRYING,HAVE NO PROBLEM,AND OR ENJOY KILLING YOU?!

Des:Kinda already-

Ashy:TRY IT!TRY LIVING IN THE WASTELANDS!

Des:*silent*

Danse:Wts is going on?*peeks inside of house*

Ashy:Just having a pleasant conversation with a friend!*pats Des on the back hard*

Des:*high-pitched squeal and collapses over*

Danse:...Friends with him?

Ashy:Long story short,Paladin,it's a book thing.

Danse:Understandable.

Des:Oh dear lord,how many times am I gonna fall?*gets up*

Danse:*eyeing him suspiciously*

Des:Wts is your problem,armor freak?

Danse:This is T-60 Power Armor from the Brotherhood of Steel.*glare*

Des:?...

Ashy:Power Armor is a suit America used in battles before the atom bomb,and is still used today.*checks through book*Should be right!

Danse:Yup.

Des:I'm still confused...

Ashy:*shoots Des in the knee with Junk Jet,the item is a baseball*

Des:GAWD DARN IT!*falls over holding knee tightly*

Ashy:Your intelligence needs some perks...*pulls out S.P.E.C.I.A.L. chart**studying it*

Danse:Should I give him a Stimpak?

Ashy:*nods absentmindedly*

Danse:*stabs Des in the knee with a Stimpak*

Des:AH!DEAR LORD THE NEEDLE HURTS!

Ashy:Like I said before...

Danse and Ashy:Welcome to the wastelands.