How 'Hit The Quan' Dance Move really came around

It all began in the meadow

There was a beautiful meadow with a beautiful oak tree and a castle and club nearby. A monkey and a bear were best friends, but today they weren't getting along very well. They were arguing on who's dance moves were better, so they decided to have a dance off in the tree. So, the bear turned on the song "watch me" and climbed up the tree first, while the monkey was still on the ground.
The bear began to whip, but then he fell out of the tree and onto the monkey. The monkey said, "Get off me!" and went to climb up the tree for his turn to dance.
The monkey began to whip horribly, he looked like a turtle having a seizure, so, as you can guess, he fell out of the tree, onto the bear. The bear yelled, "Get off me!" and threw monkey off of his back. By then, they both learned their lesson, no whipping in a tree.