It was a sunny Sunday morning. Justin Trudeau and his Fham are getting ready for church. GET THE
FUCK UP XAVIER! ITS TIME FOR CHURCH! Justin said in a cheery mood. STFU DAD THIS IS WHY I CAMPAIGNED FOR THE GREEN PARTY! Xavier fired back. Justin gave a surprised look and flipped him off. How dare that son of a bitch.
After 3 hours, the entire family is
ready for church. As Justin is about to leave, he remembers global news is coming in about two minutes. Justin throws his kids on the couch as they wait. They hear a knock. It's Justin's BFF ethan. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE JUSTIN! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO MEET ARIANA GRANDE BUT YOU FUCKING BAIL?! GOD BITCH I HOPE LEO WINS THE ARGUMENT. Ethan says. So many thoughts run through Justin's head of beautiful hair. He begins to cry and cry and cry. Sophie asks what's wrong. What's wrong?! I'm so busy and I can't handle it all! I hate being prime minister! Actually I love it because I'm rich! But I have so much work. I can barely handle it. I need help and fast! Sophie bends down to give him a BJ but Ethan (thankfully) cuts in. Well Justin do I have a solution! Last night after rewatching every episode of big brother, I not only realized how ROBBED JANELLE WAS! FUCK YOU BOOGIE! I thought, hey! Why not invite teens to enter the contest, and they live here. Each week, you, Sophie and I will decide who should be our new intern! Justin looks up at him and says YES BOY YES! OH GOD IM SO HAPPY I COULD FIRE BACK AT LEO! LET START GO FIND SOME TEENAGERS RN
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50 Shades of Justin
RomanceAfter a 90% decrease in taxes Justin Trudeau is basically running the world. He has so much work that he can barely have enough time to do his perfect hair. His BFF Ethan suggests that he has a reality tv show where each week a teen gets voted off...
