What Now?

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

{4:37pm} *Text from Unknown*

{4:37pm} (555)892-2662: Hey there ;)

{4:39pm} M-J: Uhm... Who is this?

{4:39pm} (555)892-2662: Oh come on, Janice, you gave me your number yesterday, and I put your number in my phone.

{4:39pm} M-J: Hate to break it to you, but I'm not Janice.

{4:39pm} M-J: They played you a fool.

{4:40pm} M-J: You got the wrong number.

{4:40pm} (555)892-2662: Come on, Janice, stop joking!

{4:40pm} (555)892-2662: You were supposed to bring the stuff twenty minutes ago.

{4:40pm} M-J: Woah woah woah. Are you taking about DRUGS? O.o

{4:41pm} M-J: I'm calling the police.

{4:41pm} M-J: I have your number, and they can track you.

{4:41pm} (555)892-2662: XD CALUM DOWN! I was kidding. No drugs, I promise.

{4:41pm} (555)892-2662: Calm*

{4:42pm} M-J: 5sos?

{4:43pm} M-J: I feel like you found the drugs and you left your phone and ran...

{4:44pm} M-J: Dammit, I shouldn't have warned you. >:(

{4:52pm} The Drug Dealer: Oh... Sorry, my mom told me I had to do the dishes... :P

{4:53pm} The Drug Dealer: Wait, did you actually call the police?

{4:54pm} The Drug Dealer: You called the police.

{4:55pm} The Drug Dealer: And to think I had my whole life ahead of me...

{5:01pm} M-J: Naw, I didn't call the police.

{5:01pm} M-J: Why'd you even text me in the first place? I'm obviously not Janice.

{5:02pm} M-J: Janice is probably hot, cause you wanted her number...

{5:07pm} M-J: Awkwardddddd.... You wanted a hot girl's number and yet you got mine...

{5:11pm} M-J: Yeah, I'm gonna go nowwwwww.....

{5:11pm} The Dish Washer: NO WAIT!!

{5:11pm} The Dish Washer: STAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

{5:12pm} The Dish Washer: I'm lonely...

{5:16pm} M-J: Same, 'cept I just want to sleep...

{5;16pm} The Dish Washer: But it's like 10am...

{5:17pm} M-J: Time zones... and also it's 5pm for me... but I have an irreguliar sleep shedual, so...... Where do you even live?

{5:17pm} The Dish Washer: Sydney, Australia... you?

{5:17pm} M-J: Calgary, Canada. . .

{5:18pm} The Dish Washer: Cool. Well, goodnight, ummm

{5:18pm} The Dish Washer: You never gave me your name...

{5:18pm} M-J: You didn't either. I'm M-J

{5:19pm} The Dish Washer: M-J is a cute name. I'm Noah.

{5:20pm} M-J: Goodnight, Noah.

{5:20pm} Noah: Goodnight M-J.