So one day I was at my least fav restaurant Mac Danalds. Now I really hate Mac Danalds. So I went into Mac Danalds and ordered a burger. I was with my friends that Worshiped Mac Danalds so I had no choice. I went to sit down and eat my burger. I bit into it and it literally tastes like crap. I went up and told them that my burger literally tasted like crap. He grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me over the counter and threw me into the kitchen. Instinctively I pulled out my lightsaber and started cutting peoples heads off. Then their heads grew back and they started breathing fire. Soon The whole Mac Danalds burned down. But a new building arose that said "Church of Ronald Mac Danald". I knew they had taken it to far worshiping their mascot. So I called in an air strike and blew up the whole block. The war of Mac Danalds had begun
