"Are you fucking serious" I said looking up at Rick.
Rick smiled "I wanted to make sure your first case was as easy as possible".
"Easier by sending us to our death's.I would have been fine if you gave us a safe scp but you gave us a euclid one a freaking euclid".
Rick clenched his fists "YEAH SO WHAT IF I DID SUCK IT UP WITH A JOB LIKE THIS YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN TO ADAPT TO ANY SITUATION YOUR IN.YOU THINK THE RAKE OR ANY OTHER PASTA FOR THAT MATTER WILL GO EASY ON YOU JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME DEALING WITH THINGS LIKE THIS".
Rick sighed leaning back in his seat and I don't know why but it almost looked as if Rick was sad.He looked at me with a serious expression on his face.
"Princess you need to learn to adapt otherwise if you don't you'll end up dead".
"Uh"
Me and Rick both turned to look at Kelvin to see him rubbing the back of his head with a confused look on his face.
"what does euclid mean".
Rick sighed "I'm just going to assume that May's the smart one here haven't you heard of scp's and their classifications".
Kelvin flipped him off before speaking.
"well I have heard of scp's but not their classes I'm not to big on creepypastas like May is.
I smiled "euclid means that the scp is not to dangerous but it still needs to be kept a close eye on because we don't know what it's capable of".
"Well then why are you freaking out when it's not that dangerous".
"Because this one isn't like all the others in it's class in my opinion it should be classified as keter".
"How so".
"Well you see how it looks like it's made out of flesh".
Kelvin nodded "well that's because it is.It's made out of human flesh not only that but it's also made out of bones,tissue,hair and other biological substances made by the human body".
"How".
"Well I don't know how but I do know that once someone enters 002 their never seen again and new furniture appears inside it".
"Furniture".
"Oh yeah I forgot to mention inside 002 it looks like a standard low rent apartment and all the furniture is made out of flesh".
Kelvin immediately turned to look at Rick with a look of disgust on his face.
"And you made that thing our first case wha-
"I already explained myself now enough of that story time is over you two are going to need all the rest you can get.It's going to take at least 4 day's to get where were going so take it easy oh and before I forget princess make sure to apologize to Mark over there for kicking the living shit out of him".
I turned around to see who Rick was pointing at to see the guy with the deadpool shirt rubbing his stomach and I immediately felt guilty.
"I'm sorry I-
"Don't worry about it I would have done the same thing to if I thought someone was kidnapping me".
I smiled "but still I still think I should apologize-
"Nah you're good oh you're going to need these".
He bent down and pulled two cover's and pillows out of a bag and handed them to me".
C.P CASE FILE#1:The thing that takes you and makes something new out of you
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