Bad jokes pt.1

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What's red and smells like blue paint~~ red paint 

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer,the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food "

How do u make holy water~~you biol the hell out of it 

Cheesy joke~~cheddar 

Who do u call when someone steals a gravestone~~Sherlock bones 

Why did Adele cross the road ~~to say hello from the other side 

Knock knock~~who's there~~broken pencil~~broken pencil who~~nvm it's pointless 

What do u give a sick bird~~tweetment 

A horse walks into a bar....several patrons got up as they noticed the potential danger in the situation 





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