I awoke from my great night of sleep with a stiff neck and a sore face. I didn't remember going to sleep just walking into my room and throwing myself onto my bed like a sack of potatoes and then sweet bliss took me over unbeknownst to me.
I went downstairs so I could get me some grub and chow out but I never made it passed the third step. My dad stepped out of his room at the top of the stairse and I waved hello and said a quick greeting, he raised his hand in what I thought was a salutation but he took a step towards me and grabbed me in a head lock. I didn't know what to do, my dad was a harmless paleontologist who had to take pills for his delusions of dragons, unicorns, metal alligators, giant lamb, centaurs, Pegasus, sharks (in his bedroom), and flying cantaloupe. He pulled on me and seeing how if I didn't we would both fall I followed. He led me to my window and tried to throw me out of it. I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I crawled out onto the garage roof an hopped down to the ground he tried to climb down but he eventually fell and I had to catch him.
He got up and grabbed my arm like he had control of me. We walked down the street until my dad stopped at a black pedophile van. He knocked a few times and a an incredulous head popped out of the window to look at us.
"Bloody budgering hell he actually did it." The guy said in a British accent
"Well, let them in butch so we can gets out of here." A bodiless voice said to butch. We were filed into the back of the van where I saw my mom crying. I ran to her and asked what was wrong but she just sat there crying and mumbling something about cakes and brownies.
"Well, this was a good idea butch." The larger of the two and the guy who wasn't butch said.
"Thank you kassidy." Butch sad as he started the van.
"Wait your names are butch and kassidy like butch kassidy?" I asked
"Yeah. So what?" They said together.
Anyways I sat holding my weeping mother and watched my father robotically stroke a dead cat.
"Where are you taking me?" I asked
"We are going in circles around your neighborhood to seem menacing and attract attention." Kassidy, the bigger guy, looked back and told with a smile.
"So...you want to get caught?" I asked confused by their reasoning.
"Precisely!" Butch threw his hands in the air. "Then we can finally meet him." Butch said as he looked back at us with a sparkle in his eyes. The van swerved into the other lane and butch swore and grabbed the wheel to try to get control. We narrowly avoided a small blue car, a yellow truck, and a motorcycle.
"Sorry, I get a bit too excited when I think of meeting him."
I was confused at that statement. Why would he want to meet the cops? Maybe he's a masochist. Or a wants someone else caught.
"No, we don't want to meet your tallywack." Butch the smaller one said
"We're looking to meet a much more important person." Kassidy said.
Butch and kassidy were staring at me as we sat at a red light. We sat staring at each other for at least five minutes and no one said anything except for my mom mumbling about breaking her diet. Yeah, she was captured because they gave her cake and she ate it so she is depressed and doesn't know where she is. She is an idiot sometimes.
Butch turned quickly and turned his head back to the front and looks up while squeeling like a little piggy.
"He's here, he's here he's here!!" Butch said excitedly.
A few seconds of silence followed and then a huge thud resounded off the hood and a giant eagle cawed.
Micky stepped off the eagle and onto the hood of the car. I had never been so happy to see a midget in my life. Except for the time I went to the circus and a midget helped me get to my parents that was my favorite midget...maybe. Probably. Yep definitely. Anyways Micky stepped onto the hood and stared down at the two men intimidatingly.
"Who. Dares. Take. My. Pupil?" Micky's voice was the growl of a papa bear against a lion to protect his young.......making me his young. Cool.
Anyway Micky stared down at them as they stepped out of the car. Micky took up a defensive stance and his eagle cawed menacingly and spread his wings out behind Micky making him look awesome.
They took something put of their pockets and then they looked up at Micky and said together.
"Will you give us advice on our hunting grandmaster?" What the hell was that?
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Beast Master's Rivalry
HumorJosh Larmal was a boy/man (he's sixteen) who had a pretty good life. lived in a small town and dominated it, drank whenever he wanted, chilled with his friends a whole bunch, but his life changed when his sister is dragged into a world of supernatur...
