BillDip AU

Class

Bill walked into the science class room. Again he had gotten to class late. He always was. He headed to the empty seat that he always sat at, but it wasn't empty today.

"Oh, sorry. Is this your seat. I'll move." The boy in the chair next to the one where Bill usually sat started to get up. The kid sure was cute, Bill didn't want him to move. 

"No, no. It's fine. Whatever man it's just a seat right." He plopped down in the other chair and pulled out his bright blue notebook and started drawing. He heard the boy talking to himself quietly. "Um...you okay kid?" The boy gave him an odd look. That's when Bill noticed his hat. A white and blue hat with a blue pine tree on it. "What's your name Pine Tree?"

"Dipper Pines." Pine Tree said as he stuck out his hand. Bill took it.

"Names, Cipher. Bill Cipher." Dipper glanced at Bill's notebook and noticed that he wasn't taking notes.

"You do know that this will be on the test right?" Dipper asked pointing at the eye that Bill had drawn. Bill tossed his head over to a girl kitty corner from him. A short, asian girl with large glasses, a long sleeved green striped shirt, a short purple skirt, white tights, black flats, and small green earrings. She kicked her red backpack by the foot of her desk and bit her pen a lot. 

"Ms. Know-It-All over there always presses too hard and goes to the bathroom during the video at the end of class." He said.

"Soooo..."

"Simple. When she goes to the bathroom, take the paper that under the one she wrote on, copy over the press marks of the letters in pen, copy it in your own hand writing, change it a little, and boom there you go, A+ paper without having to do anything." Bill Cipher explained.

"Oh, um. Okay. That sounds a little bit like what my twin would do. She sucks at science, and math, and pretty much everything that I'm good at."

"Oh really. What's her name."

"Mabel Pines."

"Hmm. Sounds like my kinda gal." Dipper's face fell a little and Bill must have seen. "Hah, just play'in with ya kid. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm gay as hell."