R.A.Ts

Penile The MasterMind

^Picture of Penile at the top^
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"Ugh Eliz turn that music down now!!!" Lily shrieked walking into the small so called 'lounge' which only had a black leather sofa in it.

Elizabeth just carried on humming along to Fall Out Boy. Lily ripped the headphones from Elizabeth's large head (no offence).
"What?" Eliz asked innocently.

"I'm trying to listen to Hozier and that's not easy when you've got FOB on full blast!" Lily shouted into Elizabeths face.

"Oh... okay sorry." Eliz replied rather taken aback.

Suddenly the phone began to ring, but to Lily's horror 'Hotline Bling' by Drake was now the ring tone so she started to scream.
Miriam rushed down the creaky stairs and screamed "EVERYONE SHUT THE BIPPITY BOPPOTY UP!"
And then quickly picked up the telephone.
"Hello, Julieanne speaking." (We had to be undercover at all times)

I could just make out it was a female on the other side of the phone. "Alyssa it's ya mum!" Miriam shouted up the stairs. Down rushed Alyssa with her large t-shirt flapping around as it was way too big for her.

Alyssa picked up the phone and the rest of us walked into the kitchen."Who wants toast? I asked as I took the bread out of the cupboard.
"MEEEEE!" Everyone screamed.
"Only if one of you help me, that's 7 pieces of toast to make!" I said looking out of the window.

Abigail stepped forwards. "I'll help." She said smiling.

"I NEED TO FEED JESSE OH MY GOD! I HAVEN'T FED HIM FOR THREE DAYS!" Elizabeth shouted as she sprinted to her bearded dragon's tank.
"Animal abuse" Katherine laughed.

Then the doorbell rang. "WHO IS IT?" Eliz screamed walking towards the door with Jesse, her pet lizard, upon her shoulder.

The doorbell rang again. "OKAY, I'M COMING YOU IMPATIENT LITTLE SWINE!" Eliz shouted moving faster and faster towards the door.
She then swung it open and saw something that shocked her greatly.

A man, well what looked like a man, with long bushy hair and a combed moustache. Jesse fell off Elizabeth's shoulder and scampered back to the kitchen. Suddenly a fat little pig scampered over to Eliz on it's hind legs.
"Go away Sebast- I mean Alastair!" Elizabeth screamed at the poor little piglet.
She gently kicked him aside making sure that the chubby little pig didn't explode!

Elizabeth then turned around and stared into the eyes of he short man. Then her eyes widened as she realised who it was. Penile the mastermind.

Sorry, I got bored and wrote this and I'm highly unlikely to continue with this story so yah bye

Also Eliz is writing a book about the R.A.Ts so yah, you should go check that out sky_hunter4