The People In The Forest

The Campers In The Forest.

They're savages.That's what they were.Cannibals till the end of the bone.  

North Idaho was not a place for campers wanting peace and quiet from the daily chaos called work.Deep in the forests roamed a group of people known to be cannibals.Wild and untamed.There families lived in broken down shacks and old cabins.Incest ran rampant due to the lack of socialization. 

A few tales were told of missing campers from the 1920's.But these were passed off as legend and often laughed at.But laughing matters sometimes turn into serious business when sometime in late spring of 1984 body parts are found by a group of campers a few feet away from there tents. 

''Hey Jane lets round up some friends and go camping this weekend?"Ryan asked his newly wed wife."Ok that sounds great I'll call Sarah and Rick to go." 

"We need to bring a lot of beer because I've had a horrible week at work." 

"I know hun, you've been putting in long hours at work.If anyone deserves to relax it's you." 

"Oh thanks baby!" As he slipped his arms around Jane and he started to kiss her neck up and down in all the right places she loved.He lifted her up in his lap while making out,walked to the bedroom and had a newly wed morning quickie. 

After the morning funtime Jane called her friends for the invite.Ring....ring....ring. 

"Hello?"answered Sarah. 

"Sarah!It's Jane!" 

"What's going on Jane?!Someone sounds like they just got laid?" 

"Uh..yeah...tee hee!Hey you and Rick want to go camping this weekend?" 

"Cool, sounds great!I'll tell Rick.Where are we going?" 

"Up in the north Idaho area.It's gonna be great,start packing!" 

Sarah hung up the phone.She laid in bed for a few seconds until she realized Ricks hand was between her legs feeling her up. 

Sarah flipped over and pinned Rick down and slowly slid it in between her tan legs.After an hour of bedding they both got up and got ready for the fun filled weekend. 

Early Saturday morning Jane and Ryan packed the necessary camping gear into there Chevy truck.The two couples met up a few miles north at the Chevron gas station.The men pumped gas into their trucks while the woman went into the station to pick up a few more goodies for themselves and their men. 

The clerk at the counter was about 65.He watched the woman stroll their cute little butts in the store."Hmmmm wheat ev ere.....?"Ding ding went the entry door bell as it opened and the clerk spied from the cash register looking them up and down."MMMMMM.....",he thought to himself.Finished getting a few snackies the girls plopped there goodies on the counter."Where'sh ya gen ta?",asked old man at the counter."Excuse me?",asked Jane alarmed and defensively. 

"I says where's ya goin ta?" 

"None of your business old man!",Jane shouted! 

"Oh sorry gest winderin ment no herm!" 

Old man started to reach for the snacks when he purposely but tried to make it look like an accident and rubbed his hand on Jane's left breast. 

"Ohh sicko!What the hell asshole?" 

"What the fuck jerk?!!"Sarah yelled! 

Just then the boys came walking in catching the last part of Sarah's comment.Like two supermen on steroids they flew to the counter and Rick was first on the scene. 

"What the hell is going on old man?" 

Rick had him by the collar, he could smell his horrible breath which smelled like rotten blood.He threw him back against a stand of nudie magazines behind the counter. 

"Come on let's get out of here."Rick commanded.Rick picked through a jar of beef jerky,which later regretted because it didn't taste at all like jerky,in fact it was very tender to tender.Chewing the jerky he gathered their snacks and dropped a twenty spot on the counter.Old man was half way leaning on the magazine rack laughing.Laughing hysterically! 

All four of them got in their trucks and sped off making swirly tire marks on the Chevron station lot.Leaning against the window the old man watched them speed away.This time not laughing but with a disdainful glare and he watched with anger and hatred.Ding ding went the bell again.A little rodent kid lurched around the corner and looked up at old man."Gitr goin'em.",he said.The little ferril kid bolted out the door and jumped on his bike and peddled as hard as he could about a mile up and disappeared into the forest. 

Ryan turned on the radio and found some lame soft rock station."Anything's better than nothing.....,what's wrong?Where you spooked by that guy?"He said jokingly. 

"IT'S NO TIME FOR JOKES RYAN! I THINK HE WOULD HAVE KILLED US!" 

"Sorry babe it was just an old perverted guy." 

"What ever Ryan!" 

"I'm sorry babe!" "What can I do?" 

"Nothing it's ok." 

She scooted closer to him and put her hand on his knee and slowly started making her way up to the zipper part of his pants.Down it went and into her mouth it went and Ryan got the best road head he ever had. 

Rick just starred ahead while driving,Sarah eyeballed him from the side. 

"You ok?" "That was brave of you!" 

"Yeah I'm ok,man that guy was a weirdo!" 

"Did you see the way he was laughing at us it creeped me out!" 

"Yeah and his jerky tasted gross like it wasn't cooked all the way through,blah." 

Sarah pulled out a small baggie.Rick eyeballed it from the side and knew what it was.Sarah carefully rolled it and they both lit up together and started their own little party.Several minutes later the other couple came racing by with Ryan's middle finger outstretched from the drivers side. 

"You son of a bitch!"Laughing their ass's off they sped up to catch them to return the favor. 

After several hours of road games they finally reached their camping ground.But not unnoticed.