Department Store

Aisle 1: Born together, Die together

Ramses had been born into a family of 420 children and 69 parents.  I know what your thinking why does this all matter in this everyday story? Well wait your turn to speak because my beer isn't even half full yet. I'm telling this story not you. Now back to the story at hand he was a very complex child, he did not have any quirks or passion but a desire, if you like. He was a shy, cowardly , soft hearten, meat eater, steak smasher. Today was his last day at the Department store, and he was ready to cry in a corner in the local playground. As he prepared to arrive at the Department store he grabbed his favorite crying buddy the one he cries himself to sleep every night. As he slowly cried his way down the street a bunny-bear thing jumped from the sky and Ramses was like god damn

Ramses said "Holy Damn"

Maybe i was a little wrong but still he said something like it.  He ran out of there like a punk. So then he used the skrub way through pleb alley to get to the store. While he was walking down skrub alley  a puppy jumped out of nowhere straight at him and flipped out and ran out of skrub alley and ran down pleb ave. slowly soling his pants. Then he realized at the corner of pleb ave. and noob street that he loves puppies and walked back and grabbed the puppy by the stomach and walked to the store. Finally Ramses had made it to the store, but little did he know that his greatest friend was there: Skrub Aaron!!!!!!! So realizing this he shopped wildly with his friend by his side, like with no rule. He got his smashed steak and was on his way. This was when they had spotted Hannah Banana beating the hell out of a kid they did know. But they were soon horrified to see her throw him into a spiked wall. Then things got all sexual and pussied out like on their prom night at Wendy's.