muke clemmings
a combination of michael clifford and luke hemmings names
i love muke so much if you hadn't noticed I LOVE MUKE
so it all started back in the golden days i love muke
in year 9, michael hated luke but he totally had a crush on him but shhhhh and luke hated michael back because lukes a shithead as we have gathered
evidence that michael had a crush on luke:
1. in an interview luke was saying he was fat in secondary (middle) school, and michael said "no, i saw you in the changing rooms, you weren't fat" SO MICHAEL WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT LUKE GETTING CHANGED?
2. "i thought he was cool and i didnt want calum to be better friends with luke than he is with me" ah yes lukes so COOL isnt he michael???
moving on...
so according the 5sos movie (which yes i watched illegally stay cool kids), michael got a message from luke on facebook asking him to come and do a cover with him
wait no i think michael sent luke a message saying that he wanted to do a cover with him because he saw one of his youtube videos???? idk
shoutout 2 my boy cee lo green 4 uniting the two gay shits
so luke and michael recorded their first cover together and i have no references as of now because no internet but its magical i promise i love muke.
so then like the band got together and whatnot okay but this is MUKE
so luke + michael were still a bit angsty 2 each other in the early days, like michael would take teasing too far and upset luke and luke would piss off michael you know whatever right
and idk i heard somewhere that they had a massive fight at one point but idk my head might be tricking me so dont believe anything i say
but yeah then they were fine????
2011-2012 was PRIME muke time, they were really happy and gay and we all loved it
like in all the twitcams they were doin some shit and CAN I JUST SPEAK FOR A MINUTE ABOUT FUCKING TWITCAMS
OH MY GOD
MUKE SOURCE IS TWITCAMS
FIRST OF ALL: THAT TWITCAM WHERE MICHAEL FUCKING PULLED LUKE ONTO HIS LAP AND TICKLED HIM AND LUKE WAS GIGGLING SI PAPI
SECOND: ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC MUKE MOMENTS. WHEN CALUM WAS TALKING AND MICHAEL (HE HAD FADED PINK HAIR AT THE TIME) WAS KINDA LEANING BACK ON THE BED AND LUKE WENT BEHIND CALUM, AND WENT REALLY REALLY CLOSE TO MICHAELS FACE. AND MICHAEL JUST LOOKED UP AT HIM AND THEY FUCKING SNOGGED (made out 4 u american weirdos) BEHIND CALUMS SHOULDER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIRD: was this the dont stop twitcam??? noooo..... FUCK IT WAS THE SLSP EP TWITCAM OKAY SI PAPI I LOVE THIS TWITCAM. fucking MICHAEL CLIFFORD. it's the one where for a good like idk ten minutes??? michael was sat in between luke's legs and luke was playing with his hair si papi. then the scene when michael turned from the window and put his hands on luke's chest
okay now for a section that i like to call MUKE IS REAL AND IS LIVE (not in chronic order because im lazy)
1. luke was singing something (probably heartbreak girl it looked like the heartbreak girl stage okay) and michael fucking went over to him and KISSED HIS BLOODY NECK AND I DIED AND WE DIED AND EVERYONE DIED AND I DIED DID I MENTION THAT I DIED BECAUSE BELIEVE ME I AM WRITING THIS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVEEEEEE
2. so luke was chillin mindin his own business singing u know whatever right and michael walked over him and started grinning and everyone was like o shit man was he gon do fuck him onstage??? shit why does this sound like a fic i've wrote THIS HAPPENED I PROMISE i just read that fic and honestly not too bad but it's gonna stay in my drafts forever. anyways back to this michael just grinned and DID A WANKING OFF MOTION TO LUKE LIKE YES DADDY I LOVE YOU MICHAEL
